Q: What’s bigger than an elephant, but doesn’t weigh anything? 🐘
A: The elephant's ego! 🙌
Explanation: The answer plays on the idea that an elephant's ego, or sense of self-importance, can be even bigger than its physical size. By using the emoji 🙌, it adds a playful touch and emphasizes the humor of the answer.
Yusra (Guest) on April 3, 2016
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
Kassim (Guest) on April 1, 2016
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on March 31, 2016
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
Anna Sumari (Guest) on March 28, 2016
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on March 26, 2016
😄 You got me good!
Kiza (Guest) on March 25, 2016
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on March 20, 2016
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on March 20, 2016
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
Rashid (Guest) on February 26, 2016
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
Zubeida (Guest) on February 17, 2016
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
Selemani (Guest) on February 12, 2016
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
Safiya (Guest) on February 2, 2016
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
Biashara (Guest) on January 29, 2016
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
Janet Sumari (Guest) on January 22, 2016
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on January 19, 2016
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
Saidi (Guest) on January 12, 2016
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
Michael Onyango (Guest) on January 9, 2016
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
Moses Mwita (Guest) on January 9, 2016
😆 Still cracking up!
Baraka (Guest) on December 30, 2015
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
Jackson Makori (Guest) on December 28, 2015
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
Maulid (Guest) on December 28, 2015
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
Bakari (Guest) on December 24, 2015
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
Farida (Guest) on December 11, 2015
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on December 9, 2015
😁 This is gold!
Samuel Were (Guest) on December 1, 2015
🤣 Brilliant joke!
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on December 1, 2015
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
Mary Njeri (Guest) on November 16, 2015
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
Monica Lissu (Guest) on November 15, 2015
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
Issa (Guest) on November 15, 2015
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
Sultan (Guest) on November 11, 2015
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on November 9, 2015
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on October 20, 2015
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
Mwanajuma (Guest) on October 1, 2015
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
Shabani (Guest) on September 21, 2015
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
Yahya (Guest) on September 19, 2015
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
Omar (Guest) on September 14, 2015
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on September 2, 2015
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on August 16, 2015
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
Mariam (Guest) on August 11, 2015
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
Charles Mboje (Guest) on August 9, 2015
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
Omari (Guest) on July 23, 2015
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
Nassar (Guest) on July 20, 2015
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
Jaffar (Guest) on July 20, 2015
😄 You got me!
Jane Malecela (Guest) on June 29, 2015
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
Charles Mboje (Guest) on June 27, 2015
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on June 19, 2015
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on June 14, 2015
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on June 12, 2015
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on June 1, 2015
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on May 31, 2015
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
Mazrui (Guest) on May 29, 2015
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
Alice Mrema (Guest) on May 15, 2015
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
Abubakar (Guest) on May 6, 2015
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on April 25, 2015
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
Selemani (Guest) on April 25, 2015
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
Rose Waithera (Guest) on April 14, 2015
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on April 11, 2015
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on April 5, 2015
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
Habiba (Guest) on March 31, 2015
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
Mary Kidata (Guest) on March 30, 2015
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆