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Zakia
Guest
Sep 23, 2024
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Sep 22, 2024
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
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Sumaya
Guest
Sep 19, 2024
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Sep 7, 2024
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Aug 18, 2024
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
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David Nyerere
Guest
Aug 16, 2024
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Aug 7, 2024
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Jul 22, 2024
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Jul 16, 2024
😆 I’m dying over here!
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Jul 10, 2024
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Jul 8, 2024
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Jun 19, 2024
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
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Nashon
Guest
Jun 16, 2024
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Jun 9, 2024
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Jun 4, 2024
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Jun 3, 2024
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Jun 1, 2024
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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David Musyoka
Guest
May 31, 2024
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
May 27, 2024
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
May 12, 2024
🤣 This joke is too good!
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Leila
Guest
May 5, 2024
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
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Mgeni
Guest
Apr 23, 2024
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
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Wande
Guest
Apr 18, 2024
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Mar 30, 2024
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Mar 25, 2024
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
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Kijakazi
Guest
Mar 21, 2024
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Mar 10, 2024
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Mar 9, 2024
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
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David Ochieng
Guest
Feb 23, 2024
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Feb 12, 2024
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
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James Malima
Guest
Feb 12, 2024
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
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Zakia
Guest
Feb 5, 2024
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Feb 4, 2024
😁 This just made my day!
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Feb 1, 2024
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
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Ann Awino
Guest
Jan 24, 2024
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Jan 17, 2024
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
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Chris Okello
Guest
Jan 12, 2024
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Jan 9, 2024
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
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Ann Awino
Guest
Jan 4, 2024
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
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Rubea
Guest
Dec 30, 2023
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Dec 29, 2023
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
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Mohamed
Guest
Dec 29, 2023
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Dec 18, 2023
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
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David Sokoine
Guest
Dec 14, 2023
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Dec 6, 2023
😅 I’m still cracking up!
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
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Neema
Guest
Nov 13, 2023
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Nov 8, 2023
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Nov 7, 2023
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Nov 5, 2023
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Oct 30, 2023
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Oct 24, 2023
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
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Rahma
Guest
Oct 13, 2023
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
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Zuhura
Guest
Oct 9, 2023
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
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Nchi
Guest
Sep 19, 2023
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Sep 17, 2023
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
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Fatuma
Guest
Sep 16, 2023
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Sep 15, 2023
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Sep 11, 2023
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
