Short Answer: Because they have no organs to rock out with! 🎵😂
Explanation: Skeletons are made up of bones and do not have any internal organs like a heart or lungs that are needed to produce sound. Without these organs, they are unable to play musical instruments or sing. Hence, they are the ultimate silent band members! 🎸🥁🎤
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Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
Bahati (Guest) on January 5, 2016
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on January 3, 2016
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on January 3, 2016
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
Mohamed (Guest) on January 2, 2016
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
Rashid (Guest) on December 30, 2015
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
Masika (Guest) on December 28, 2015
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
Hassan (Guest) on December 19, 2015
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on December 16, 2015
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
Selemani (Guest) on December 13, 2015
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
Frank Macha (Guest) on December 7, 2015
😆 Saving this one!
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How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
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😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
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😂 Sharing right away!
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😂 I need to save this one forever!
Nora Kidata (Guest) on November 27, 2015
😄 Too good!
Muslima (Guest) on November 25, 2015
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
Mwanahawa (Guest) on November 23, 2015
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
Mary Kidata (Guest) on November 17, 2015
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
Rubea (Guest) on November 8, 2015
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on November 3, 2015
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on November 3, 2015
😁 This just made my day!
Mchuma (Guest) on October 25, 2015
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
Abubakari (Guest) on October 16, 2015
😂 I’m saving this one!
John Lissu (Guest) on October 11, 2015
😆 Bookmarking this!
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on September 24, 2015
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on September 21, 2015
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
Hamida (Guest) on September 16, 2015
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
Raha (Guest) on September 1, 2015
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on August 31, 2015
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
Jamila (Guest) on August 29, 2015
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
James Mduma (Guest) on August 27, 2015
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
Maida (Guest) on August 8, 2015
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
Omari (Guest) on July 30, 2015
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
Azima (Guest) on July 24, 2015
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
Umi (Guest) on July 17, 2015
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
Chiku (Guest) on July 10, 2015
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
David Ochieng (Guest) on July 6, 2015
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on July 5, 2015
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
John Malisa (Guest) on June 16, 2015
🤣 This one got me good!
Leila (Guest) on June 14, 2015
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on June 12, 2015
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on June 4, 2015
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on June 3, 2015
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
Khalifa (Guest) on May 27, 2015
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
Diana Mallya (Guest) on May 27, 2015
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
Mwanais (Guest) on May 22, 2015
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
Shabani (Guest) on May 21, 2015
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
Nuru (Guest) on May 20, 2015
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
Saidi (Guest) on May 15, 2015
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
Kiza (Guest) on May 12, 2015
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
Athumani (Guest) on May 9, 2015
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
Michael Mboya (Guest) on May 9, 2015
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on April 27, 2015
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
Khadija (Guest) on April 17, 2015
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
Fadhila (Guest) on April 13, 2015
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on April 8, 2015
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on April 4, 2015
😆 Rolling on the floor!
Kassim (Guest) on April 1, 2015
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
Muslima (Guest) on March 28, 2015
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀