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Zawadi
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Jan 6, 2016
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Jan 6, 2016
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
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Zakaria
Guest
Jan 5, 2016
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
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Kassim
Guest
Jan 1, 2016
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
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David Ochieng
Guest
Dec 23, 2015
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
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Majid
Guest
Dec 17, 2015
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Dec 16, 2015
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
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Maulid
Guest
Dec 14, 2015
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
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Abdillah
Guest
Dec 12, 2015
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Dec 8, 2015
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
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Ahmed
Guest
Nov 29, 2015
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
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Shukuru
Guest
Nov 28, 2015
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
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Fatuma
Guest
Nov 16, 2015
🤣 Brilliant joke!
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Nov 9, 2015
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
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James Kimani
Guest
Oct 21, 2015
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
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John Lissu
Guest
Oct 21, 2015
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Oct 19, 2015
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
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Rabia
Guest
Oct 19, 2015
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Oct 15, 2015
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
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Salma
Guest
Oct 12, 2015
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Oct 3, 2015
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Sep 22, 2015
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Sep 17, 2015
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Sep 13, 2015
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
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Bakari
Guest
Sep 12, 2015
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Sep 7, 2015
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
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Amani
Guest
Aug 25, 2015
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
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Abubakar
Guest
Aug 23, 2015
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
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Zubeida
Guest
Aug 11, 2015
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
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John Mushi
Guest
Aug 3, 2015
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
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George Wanjala
Guest
Aug 2, 2015
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
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Abubakar
Guest
Aug 2, 2015
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
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Athumani
Guest
Aug 2, 2015
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
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Saidi
Guest
Jul 24, 2015
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Jul 14, 2015
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Jul 13, 2015
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Zubeida
Guest
Jul 3, 2015
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
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Rabia
Guest
Jun 21, 2015
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Jun 18, 2015
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Jun 15, 2015
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Jun 10, 2015
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
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Abdullah
Guest
Jun 8, 2015
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
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Omari
Guest
Jun 7, 2015
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Jun 3, 2015
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
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Ramadhan
Guest
Jun 2, 2015
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
May 31, 2015
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
May 24, 2015
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
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Maida
Guest
May 23, 2015
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
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Mwajuma
Guest
May 18, 2015
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
May 10, 2015
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
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Diana Mallya
Guest
May 9, 2015
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
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Chiku
Guest
May 9, 2015
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
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Zulekha
Guest
May 3, 2015
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
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David Chacha
Guest
Apr 23, 2015
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
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Nyota
Guest
Apr 19, 2015
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Apr 18, 2015
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Nahida
Guest
Apr 18, 2015
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
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Wande
Guest
Apr 12, 2015
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Apr 8, 2015
😁 Added to my favorites!
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Maida
Guest
Apr 6, 2015
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
