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Tambwe
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Sep 13, 2024
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Sep 12, 2024
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Aug 29, 2024
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
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Biashara
Guest
Aug 26, 2024
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Aug 23, 2024
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
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Nyota
Guest
Aug 22, 2024
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
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Mchawi
Guest
Aug 13, 2024
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Aug 10, 2024
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
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Aziza
Guest
Aug 8, 2024
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
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David Sokoine
Guest
Aug 1, 2024
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
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Mhina
Guest
Jul 25, 2024
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
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Mzee
Guest
Jul 21, 2024
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
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Jamila
Guest
Jul 20, 2024
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
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George Tenga
Guest
Jul 15, 2024
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Jul 14, 2024
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
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Ahmed
Guest
Jul 11, 2024
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
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John Mushi
Guest
Jul 5, 2024
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
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Salima
Guest
Jun 29, 2024
😆 Totally hilarious!
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Mwafirika
Guest
Jun 17, 2024
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
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David Chacha
Guest
Jun 12, 2024
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
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Anna Sumari
Guest
May 24, 2024
😄 This is pure brilliance!
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Josephine
Guest
May 13, 2024
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
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Sarafina
Guest
May 7, 2024
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
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Khatib
Guest
Apr 24, 2024
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
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Safiya
Guest
Apr 23, 2024
🤣 Sharing this right now!
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Apr 22, 2024
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
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Sekela
Guest
Apr 2, 2024
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Apr 1, 2024
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
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Anna Malela
Guest
Mar 25, 2024
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
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Hawa
Guest
Mar 18, 2024
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Mar 10, 2024
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Mar 6, 2024
😄 You got me good!
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Zuhura
Guest
Feb 25, 2024
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
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Ann Awino
Guest
Feb 20, 2024
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Feb 17, 2024
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Feb 5, 2024
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Feb 3, 2024
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
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Ndoto
Guest
Jan 30, 2024
😄 Too good!
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Jan 16, 2024
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
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Zuhura
Guest
Jan 14, 2024
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Jan 10, 2024
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
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Athumani
Guest
Jan 10, 2024
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
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Samuel Were
Guest
Jan 9, 2024
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
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Abdullah
Guest
Jan 2, 2024
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
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John Mushi
Guest
Jan 2, 2024
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Dec 29, 2023
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
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Bakari
Guest
Dec 26, 2023
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Dec 17, 2023
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Dec 17, 2023
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
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Bahati
Guest
Dec 10, 2023
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
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Shamim
Guest
Dec 9, 2023
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Dec 7, 2023
😁 This made my day!
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Yusuf
Guest
Dec 6, 2023
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Dec 5, 2023
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
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Zubeida
Guest
Dec 5, 2023
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
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David Sokoine
Guest
Nov 27, 2023
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Nov 26, 2023
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Nov 26, 2023
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
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Kijakazi
Guest
Nov 16, 2023
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
