Short Answer: Because it had a head start! ๐โโ๏ธ๐ฅฌ
Explanation: The answer plays on the double meaning of "head," as both a part of the cabbage and a term used to describe an advantage at the beginning of a race. By using a pun, the answer creates a light-hearted and humorous tone. The emoji adds an extra touch of playfulness to the response.
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on March 21, 2016
I donโt have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Nyota (Guest) on March 13, 2016
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. ๐ด๐๏ธ
Mwachumu (Guest) on February 28, 2016
Running is great. Unless you faint. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ฅต
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on February 19, 2016
๐คฃ Didnโt see that coming!
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on February 12, 2016
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. ๐ชโ
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on February 10, 2016
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. ๐โโ๏ธ๐
Jafari (Guest) on January 25, 2016
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ๐ฉโ
Abubakari (Guest) on January 18, 2016
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! ๐โฐ
Neema (Guest) on January 17, 2016
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while Iโm talking on it. ๐ฑ๐คฆโโ๏ธ
Jane Malecela (Guest) on January 16, 2016
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. ๐ฒ๐ฎโโ๏ธ
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on January 15, 2016
How do you throw a space party? You planet! ๐ช๐
Neema (Guest) on January 11, 2016
Calories donโt count if you eat with friends. ๐ฐ๐ฏโโ๏ธ
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on January 7, 2016
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. ๐ฎ๐ค
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on December 29, 2015
Iโm writing a book. Iโve got the page numbers done. ๐โ๏ธ
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on December 22, 2015
Whatโs the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! ๐ช๐
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on December 19, 2015
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! ๐๐๏ธโโ๏ธ
Victor Malima (Guest) on December 15, 2015
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. ๐๐
Shabani (Guest) on December 10, 2015
๐คฃ This oneโs fire!
Zuhura (Guest) on November 30, 2015
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. ๐๐คฃ
Kazija (Guest) on November 28, 2015
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! ๐๐
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on November 9, 2015
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! ๐ฑโฐ๏ธ
Mwanaidha (Guest) on November 2, 2015
I donโt care what the question is. The answer is pizza. ๐๐คค
Raha (Guest) on October 24, 2015
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! ๐๐ป
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on October 15, 2015
Whatโs a snowmanโs favorite snack? Ice Krispies! โ๐
Asha (Guest) on October 9, 2015
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! ๐ถ๐งป
Nyota (Guest) on October 4, 2015
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! โฐ๐
Kahina (Guest) on October 4, 2015
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! ๐ผ๐ฎโโ๏ธ
Tambwe (Guest) on October 4, 2015
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! ๐๐ฅ
Sharifa (Guest) on September 23, 2015
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. ๐๐
Mwinyi (Guest) on September 18, 2015
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! ๐คฃ
Tabu (Guest) on September 8, 2015
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasnโt peeling well! ๐๐ค
Abdillah (Guest) on September 7, 2015
I don't sweatโI sparkle! โจ๐
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on September 2, 2015
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! ๐๐ณ
Rashid (Guest) on August 29, 2015
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. ๐ด๐ค
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on August 24, 2015
Iโm not shy. Iโm holding back my awesomeness so I donโt intimidate you. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐
Asha (Guest) on August 23, 2015
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on August 20, 2015
๐ I need to save this one forever!
Habiba (Guest) on August 11, 2015
Thanks Ackyshine
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on August 8, 2015
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! ๐๐
John Lissu (Guest) on August 4, 2015
I could give up chocolate, but Iโm not a quitter. ๐ซ๐ช
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on August 2, 2015
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. ๐ก๐
Kassim (Guest) on July 26, 2015
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! ๐พ๐ต
Sultan (Guest) on July 18, 2015
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? ๐๐ค
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on July 13, 2015
If you canโt handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. ๐๐คฏ
Hekima (Guest) on July 1, 2015
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. โฑ๏ธ๐
Kiza (Guest) on June 23, 2015
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! โ๐
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on June 22, 2015
What do you call a bear thatโs stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! ๐ป๐ง๏ธ
Issa (Guest) on June 18, 2015
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! ๐โจ
David Sokoine (Guest) on June 18, 2015
Why couldnโt the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! ๐๐
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on June 17, 2015
๐ Instant mood boost!
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on June 11, 2015
What do you call cheese that isnโt yours? Nacho cheese! ๐ง๐คฃ
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on May 31, 2015
I put my phone in airplane mode, but itโs not flying! โ๏ธ๐ฑ
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on May 31, 2015
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite letter? You think itโs R, but it be the C! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐
Patrick Akech (Guest) on May 21, 2015
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. โฐ๐ผ
Mazrui (Guest) on May 6, 2015
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. ๐๐งน
Irene Akoth (Guest) on April 25, 2015
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. ๐๐
Violet Mumo (Guest) on April 24, 2015
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iโm not so sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Jamal (Guest) on April 13, 2015
Life is too short to remove USB safely. ๐๐ป
Samuel Were (Guest) on April 7, 2015
Whatโs a skeletonโs least favorite room in the house? The living room! ๐๐๏ธ
Mwajuma (Guest) on April 5, 2015
You know youโre getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. ๐๐ฅ