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Samuel Omondi
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Sep 24, 2024
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Sep 19, 2024
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
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Samuel Omondi
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Sep 17, 2024
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Sep 16, 2024
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
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Grace Mligo
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Sep 13, 2024
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Aug 15, 2024
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
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Robert Ndunguru
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Aug 13, 2024
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
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Elijah Mutua
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Aug 12, 2024
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
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Betty Kimaro
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Aug 3, 2024
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
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George Wanjala
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Aug 1, 2024
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
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Joyce Nkya
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Jul 29, 2024
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
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Ahmed
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Jul 28, 2024
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
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Mariam Hassan
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Jul 25, 2024
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
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Mohamed
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Jul 15, 2024
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
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Biashara
Guest
Jul 15, 2024
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Jul 10, 2024
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
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Victor Kimario
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Jul 9, 2024
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Jul 3, 2024
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
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Irene Makena
Guest
Jul 1, 2024
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
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John Kamande
Guest
Jun 27, 2024
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Jun 19, 2024
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Jun 15, 2024
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
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Hassan
Guest
Jun 1, 2024
😅 I’m still cracking up!
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
May 29, 2024
😆 Totally hilarious!
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
May 27, 2024
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
May 13, 2024
😁 This just made my day!
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
May 8, 2024
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
May 6, 2024
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Michael Onyango
Guest
May 6, 2024
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Apr 26, 2024
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Apr 6, 2024
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Mar 29, 2024
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
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Mwagonda
Guest
Mar 26, 2024
😁 Added to my favorites!
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Mar 20, 2024
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Mar 19, 2024
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Mar 11, 2024
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
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John Lissu
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Mar 11, 2024
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Mar 1, 2024
😅 I needed that laugh!
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Feb 25, 2024
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Feb 13, 2024
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Feb 9, 2024
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
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Yahya
Guest
Feb 1, 2024
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Jan 27, 2024
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
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Jamal
Guest
Dec 30, 2023
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
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Faiza
Guest
Dec 17, 2023
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
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Omar
Guest
Dec 16, 2023
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Dec 12, 2023
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
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Amina
Guest
Nov 30, 2023
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
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Ibrahim
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Nov 30, 2023
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
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Jabir
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Nov 16, 2023
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Nov 13, 2023
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
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John Mushi
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Nov 12, 2023
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Oct 19, 2023
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
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Kiza
Guest
Oct 15, 2023
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Oct 13, 2023
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Oct 12, 2023
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Oct 1, 2023
😆 Saving this one!
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Nassor
Guest
Oct 1, 2023
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
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George Wanjala
Guest
Sep 26, 2023
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Sep 11, 2023
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
