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Baraka
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Mar 7, 2016
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
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Charles Mboje
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Feb 28, 2016
😆 Still cracking up!
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Alice Mrema
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Feb 25, 2016
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
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Samuel Were
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Feb 24, 2016
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
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Samson Mahiga
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Feb 11, 2016
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
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Charles Mrope
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Feb 9, 2016
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
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Edwin Ndambuki
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Jan 29, 2016
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
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Lucy Kimotho
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Jan 18, 2016
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
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George Ndungu
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Jan 13, 2016
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Jan 6, 2016
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
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Fadhila
Guest
Dec 27, 2015
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
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Mohamed
Guest
Dec 21, 2015
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
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Chris Okello
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Dec 16, 2015
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
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Andrew Mahiga
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Dec 10, 2015
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
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Sharifa
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Dec 5, 2015
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
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Simon Kiprono
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Nov 21, 2015
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
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Nassar
Guest
Nov 20, 2015
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
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Leila
Guest
Nov 4, 2015
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Oct 30, 2015
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
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Edward Lowassa
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Oct 25, 2015
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Oct 22, 2015
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Oct 21, 2015
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Oct 10, 2015
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Oct 4, 2015
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
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Amir
Guest
Sep 29, 2015
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
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Charles Wafula
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Sep 25, 2015
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Sep 16, 2015
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
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Jaffar
Guest
Sep 5, 2015
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
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Nasra
Guest
Sep 1, 2015
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
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Selemani
Guest
Aug 24, 2015
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
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Diana Mallya
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Aug 23, 2015
😁 Added to my favorites!
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Agnes Sumaye
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Aug 22, 2015
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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James Kimani
Guest
Aug 21, 2015
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Aug 10, 2015
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Aug 5, 2015
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Aug 4, 2015
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Aug 2, 2015
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
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Safiya
Guest
Jul 26, 2015
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
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Chiku
Guest
Jul 12, 2015
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
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Maimuna
Guest
Jul 7, 2015
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Jul 1, 2015
😂 I need to save this one forever!
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Jane Muthoni
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Jun 29, 2015
😂 Sharing right away!
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Jun 28, 2015
🤣 Brilliant joke!
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Jun 19, 2015
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Jun 14, 2015
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
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Neema
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Jun 14, 2015
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
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Nahida
Guest
Jun 5, 2015
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
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Rahma
Guest
Jun 4, 2015
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
May 26, 2015
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
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Monica Lissu
Guest
May 23, 2015
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Ahmed
Guest
May 10, 2015
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
May 5, 2015
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
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Charles Mchome
Guest
May 1, 2015
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Apr 23, 2015
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Apr 20, 2015
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
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Robert Okello
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Apr 16, 2015
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
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John Kamande
Guest
Apr 13, 2015
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Apr 12, 2015
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
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Nora Kidata
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Apr 12, 2015
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
