👥
Nancy Kabura
Guest
Jan 15, 2016
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
👥
David Nyerere
Guest
Jan 10, 2016
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
👥
Lucy Mushi
Guest
Jan 10, 2016
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
👥
Hassan
Guest
Jan 10, 2016
😂 So funny!
👥
Mjaka
Guest
Jan 9, 2016
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
👥
Abubakar
Guest
Jan 8, 2016
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
👥
Linda Karimi
Guest
Jan 3, 2016
😅 I needed that!
👥
Amani
Guest
Jan 3, 2016
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
👥
Kazija
Guest
Dec 25, 2015
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
👥
Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Dec 13, 2015
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
👥
Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Nov 25, 2015
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
👥
David Chacha
Guest
Nov 4, 2015
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
👥
Amani
Guest
Nov 1, 2015
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
👥
Hekima
Guest
Nov 1, 2015
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
👥
Khalifa
Guest
Oct 30, 2015
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
👥
James Mduma
Guest
Oct 26, 2015
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
👥
David Ochieng
Guest
Oct 22, 2015
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
👥
Michael Onyango
Guest
Oct 13, 2015
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
👥
Stephen Mushi
Guest
Oct 11, 2015
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
👥
Mwajabu
Guest
Oct 9, 2015
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
👥
Khamis
Guest
Oct 6, 2015
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
👥
Victor Kimario
Guest
Oct 2, 2015
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
👥
Patrick Akech
Guest
Sep 22, 2015
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
👥
Mwanaidi
Guest
Sep 15, 2015
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
👥
Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Sep 2, 2015
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
👥
Nassar
Guest
Aug 29, 2015
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
👥
Daudi
Guest
Aug 27, 2015
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
👥
Sofia
Guest
Aug 4, 2015
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
👥
Brian Karanja
Guest
Aug 2, 2015
😄 Nailed it!
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
👥
Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Jul 25, 2015
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
👥
Anna Mahiga
Guest
Jul 23, 2015
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
👥
Mjaka
Guest
Jul 10, 2015
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
👥
Sofia
Guest
Jul 5, 2015
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
👥
Chris Okello
Guest
Jun 25, 2015
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
👥
Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Jun 20, 2015
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
👥
Sarah Achieng
Guest
Jun 17, 2015
Thanks Ackyshine
👥
Stephen Amollo
Guest
Jun 13, 2015
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
👥
Nashon
Guest
Jun 12, 2015
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
👥
Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Jun 10, 2015
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
👥
Peter Mugendi
Guest
Jun 4, 2015
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
👥
Grace Mushi
Guest
May 26, 2015
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
👥
Dorothy Nkya
Guest
May 19, 2015
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
👥
Rashid
Guest
May 19, 2015
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
👥
Mwalimu
Guest
May 18, 2015
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
👥
Lucy Mushi
Guest
May 16, 2015
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
👥
Joseph Kitine
Guest
May 13, 2015
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
👥
Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
May 9, 2015
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
👥
Shabani
Guest
May 1, 2015
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
👥
Shani
Guest
Apr 29, 2015
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
👥
Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Apr 28, 2015
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
👥
Sultan
Guest
Apr 28, 2015
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
👥
Betty Akinyi
Guest
Apr 19, 2015
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
👥
Stephen Amollo
Guest
Apr 13, 2015
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
👥
Sarafina
Guest
Apr 11, 2015
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
👥
Nassar
Guest
Apr 5, 2015
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
👥
Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Mar 22, 2015
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
👥
Bahati
Guest
Mar 12, 2015
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
