Mzee (Guest) on September 18, 2024

Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞

Mwajuma (Guest) on September 17, 2024

I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷‍♂️

Rabia (Guest) on September 14, 2024

I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩‍💼

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on September 5, 2024

If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋‍♀️

Chum (Guest) on September 5, 2024

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Daniel Obura (Guest) on August 18, 2024

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on August 16, 2024

Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒

Grace Mligo (Guest) on August 9, 2024

My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠

Monica Lissu (Guest) on August 3, 2024

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿

Kheri (Guest) on July 18, 2024

My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗

Sekela (Guest) on July 17, 2024

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣

Yusuf (Guest) on July 16, 2024

😅 I needed that laugh!

Ann Awino (Guest) on July 9, 2024

I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹

Azima (Guest) on July 5, 2024

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏

Mzee (Guest) on June 27, 2024

I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on June 27, 2024

I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕

Baraka (Guest) on June 24, 2024

The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on June 24, 2024

This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on June 23, 2024

😅 I’m still chuckling at this!

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on June 18, 2024

How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮

Yusuf (Guest) on June 17, 2024

I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴

Halima (Guest) on June 11, 2024

I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯

Chris Okello (Guest) on June 10, 2024

Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on June 7, 2024

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on June 6, 2024

What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on May 21, 2024

I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on May 18, 2024

I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬

Hekima (Guest) on May 17, 2024

If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝

Sharifa (Guest) on May 16, 2024

😄 Too good!

Halimah (Guest) on May 11, 2024

What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤

James Kawawa (Guest) on April 25, 2024

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣

Samuel Were (Guest) on April 14, 2024

You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷‍♂️

Peter Mbise (Guest) on April 12, 2024

🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on April 11, 2024

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on March 29, 2024

How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉

Chum (Guest) on March 27, 2024

Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵

Patrick Akech (Guest) on March 17, 2024

What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on March 5, 2024

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️

Nora Kidata (Guest) on March 2, 2024

Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃‍♀️

Rashid (Guest) on February 29, 2024

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴‍♀️😴

Zulekha (Guest) on February 28, 2024

Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂

Anna Mchome (Guest) on February 17, 2024

😃 Instant mood boost!

Sharifa (Guest) on February 15, 2024

Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on February 9, 2024

Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫

Susan Wangari (Guest) on February 5, 2024

I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍‍♀️🔵

Leila (Guest) on February 3, 2024

What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴‍☠️🦵

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on January 26, 2024

I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆

Charles Mrope (Guest) on January 12, 2024

What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on December 29, 2023

What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡

Mchawi (Guest) on December 26, 2023

😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on December 19, 2023

Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰

Jamila (Guest) on December 14, 2023

😂 I’m seriously crying over here!

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on December 14, 2023

🤣 Sharing this right now!

Khadija (Guest) on November 22, 2023

😆 This one really got me!

Monica Lissu (Guest) on November 18, 2023

I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on November 17, 2023

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬

John Mushi (Guest) on November 16, 2023

This joke deserves an award! 🏆

Rose Waithera (Guest) on November 7, 2023

Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄

Kijakazi (Guest) on November 7, 2023

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡

Farida (Guest) on November 4, 2023

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯