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1000+ Best Jokes That You Will Find Absolutely Hilarious, By Melkisedeck Leon Shine

What type of dog loves going to the groomer?

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Author/Editor: Melkisedeck Leon Shine, 2015-2017: AckySHINE.com

Short answer: A Shampoodle! 🐩💇‍♀️

Explanation: A Shampoodle is a play on words between "shampoo" and "poodle." Poodles are known for their fancy hairstyles and their love for grooming. So, it's no surprise that a Shampoodle, a fictional dog breed, would absolutely adore going to the groomer! 🚿💖

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👥 Sofia Guest Apr 23, 2015

My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼

👥 Chum Guest Apr 12, 2015

You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔

👥 Peter Mugendi Guest Apr 9, 2015

I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞

👥 Shukuru Guest Apr 4, 2015

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃

👥 Rahim Guest Mar 25, 2015

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤

👥 Francis Mtangi Guest Mar 19, 2015

I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆

👥 Nashon Guest Mar 8, 2015

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣

👥 Yusuf Guest Mar 1, 2015

My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗

👥 Joseph Mallya Guest Feb 15, 2015

I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️

👥 Nahida Guest Feb 8, 2015

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞

👥 Elijah Mutua Guest Jan 6, 2015

Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️

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