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Hilarity Unleashed: 10 Jokes to Tickle Your Funny Bone

Author/Editor: Melkisedeck Leon Shine, 2015-2017: AckySHINE.com
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Hilarity Unleashed: 10 Jokes to Tickle Your Funny Bone

Prepare yourself for a rib-tickling journey into the realm of laughter, where mirth reigns supreme and giggles flow like a never-ending river. We present to you a collection of jokes so side-splittingly hilarious that you'll be rolling on the floor, clutching your aching belly. So, fasten your seatbelts and get ready to embark on the ultimate comedy adventure!

  1. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!

Ah, the wonders of science! Those clever atoms, always cooking up a storm. But be warned, dear reader, for these tiny particles are notorious for their mischievous ways. Who knew the building blocks of the universe could be so unreliable?

  1. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!

Beneath those bony exteriors lies a surprising lack of courage. Skeletons may rattle and clatter, but when it comes to settling a dispute, they prefer to keep their distance. After all, who can blame them? It's hard to stand tall when you're missing some crucial parts!

  1. Why don't eggs tell jokes? They might crack up!

Eggs, those delicate little orbs of potential deliciousness, have a secret they're keeping from us. Beneath their fragile shells, they harbor a wicked sense of humor. But alas, their fear of cracking under the pressure keeps them from sharing their yolk-filled jokes with the world.

  1. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!

Never underestimate the accomplishments of our friendly neighborhood scarecrow. While his primary job may be to scare away birds, his abilities extend far beyond his straw-filled exterior. He's an inspiration to us all, proving that even inanimate objects can excel at their chosen profession.

  1. Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they'd be called bagels!

Ah, the majestic seagulls, those flighty creatures of the beach. But have you ever wondered why they refuse to venture over the bay? The answer is simple: they're avoiding a life-altering identity crisis. Nobody wants to be mistaken for a breakfast pastry, do they?

  1. How do you organize an outer space party? You just "planet"!

Space, the final frontier, where the possibilities are as vast as the universe itself. But if you ever find yourself hosting an intergalactic gathering, remember the golden rule: always "planet" accordingly. After all, even aliens appreciate a well-organized shindig!

  1. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!

Oops, sorry! Seems like we encountered a glitch in the joke matrix. Allow us to present a different joke to keep you entertained:

  1. Why did the peanut go to the doctor? Because it was feeling a little nutty!

Ah, the peanut, nature's snack-sized punchline. Even these humble legumes can experience moments of madness. So, the next time you feel a bit nutty yourself, remember that you're not alone. And hey, a visit to the doctor never hurts!

  1. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems!

Oh, the woes of the math book, burdened with countless problems and equations. It's enough to make anyone feel a little blue. But fear not, dear reader, for we can all relate. Whether it's calculus or algebra, we can bond over our shared struggle against the tyrannical world of numbers.

  1. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!

Ah, the tomato, the chameleon of the vegetable world. But beware, for these juicy little orbs have a peculiar talent. They can change color at the mere sight of dressing! So, next time you're preparing a salad, make sure to keep an eye on those sneaky tomatoes; they can't resist a good fashion show.

  1. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!

Oops, looks like we encountered another joke vortex. Apologies for the repetition! Allow us to salvage the situation with a bonus joke:

  1. Did you hear about the kidnapping at the zoo? It's okay; the monkey was just playing!

Those cheeky monkeys, always up to some mischief! But even they have a sense of humor. So, the next time you hear rumors of a zoo kidnapping, rest assured, it's just the animals having a good laugh. After all, who needs kidnappings when you can have a hilarious game of hide-and-seek?

There you have it, folks! A barrel of laughs fit to burst your funny bone. We hope these jokes brought a smile to your face and brightened your day. Remember, laughter is the best medicine, so keep spreading the joy and share these jokes with friends and family. Stay hilarious!

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👥 Salima Guest Sep 24, 2024
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
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I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷‍♂️😎
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
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If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
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Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
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Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
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My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
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Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟‍♂️😅
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Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
👥 Grace Majaliwa Guest Jul 26, 2024
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
👥 Mary Mrope Guest Jul 23, 2024
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷‍♂️😆
👥 Victor Kamau Guest Jul 16, 2024
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
👥 Mwanaisha Guest Jul 14, 2024
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯‍♂️
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I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
👥 Halima Guest Jun 30, 2024
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷‍♂️
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Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
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I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
👥 Yahya Guest Jun 22, 2024
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
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I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛‍♂️
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I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️‍♂️👶
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What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
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What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
👥 Jane Muthui Guest May 6, 2024
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
👥 Aziza Guest Apr 28, 2024
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
👥 Grace Mushi Guest Apr 14, 2024
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
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Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
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If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
👥 Anna Mahiga Guest Mar 25, 2024
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
👥 Nasra Guest Mar 19, 2024
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
👥 Charles Mchome Guest Mar 19, 2024
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
👥 Binti Guest Mar 10, 2024
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
👥 Charles Mboje Guest Feb 20, 2024
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃‍♀️
👥 Lydia Mahiga Guest Feb 17, 2024
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
👥 Alice Mwikali Guest Feb 8, 2024
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
👥 Shani Guest Feb 4, 2024
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷‍♂️😅
👥 George Wanjala Guest Jan 30, 2024
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
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What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
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I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
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How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
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🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
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Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
👥 Sarah Achieng Guest Jan 9, 2024
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
👥 Robert Okello Guest Jan 8, 2024
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
👥 Thomas Mwakalindile Guest Jan 1, 2024
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
👥 Sharon Kibiru Guest Dec 24, 2023
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
👥 Martin Otieno Guest Dec 21, 2023
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
👥 Josephine Guest Dec 10, 2023
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
👥 Mwachumu Guest Dec 8, 2023
😂 Can't stop laughing!
👥 Janet Sumaye Guest Dec 1, 2023
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
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Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
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I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
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My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
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😁 Added to my favorites!
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Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
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I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷‍♂️🤭
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Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
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Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

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