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Wanaume wote ni waaminifu

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Author/Editor: Melkisedeck Leon Shine, 2015-2017: AckySHINE.com
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Hii ni kwa wanaume ila mwanamke anaweza kusoma na kujifunza kuwa wanaume wote ni waaminifu.

Mwanaume mmoja alienda kukata miti kwa ajili ya mkaa, bahati mbaya panga likadondokea mtoni, akaanza kulia sana. Malaika akatokea na kumuuliza kwanini analia. Jamaa akajibu; "Panga langu limedondokea mtoni na ndilo ninalotegemea kuendeshea maisha yangu".

Malaika akazama mtoni na kuibika na panga la DHAHABU na kumuuliza, ndio hili?

Jamaa: Hapana.

Malaika akazama tena na kuibuka na panga la SHABA na kuuliza, ndio hili?

Jamaa: Hapana.

Malaika akazama tena mara hii akaibuka na panga la CHUMA na kuuliza ndio hili?

Jamaa: NDIYO.

Malaika akafurahishwa sana na uaminifu wake hivyo akampa mapanga yote matatu. Jamaa akafurahi sana.

Siku nyingine jamaa alikuwa anatembea na mkewe njiani ghafla mke akadondokea mtoni, jamaa akaanza kulia. Malaika akatokea na kumuuliza: Kwanini unalia?

Jamaa: Mke wangu kadondokea mtoni na nampenda sana.

Malaika akazama mtoni akaibuka na WEMA SEPETU na kuuliza; "huyu ndiye mkeo?"

Jamaa: NDIYO.

Malaika akakasirika sana na kumuuliza: kwa nini umenidanganya?

Jamaa: Nimesema ndiyo kwa sababu ningesema hapana ungezama tena na kuibuka na AUNT EZEKIEL na ningesema hapana tena ungezama na kuibuka na MKE wangu alafu ningesema ndiyo ungenipa wote watatu!

Sasa mimi maskini sina uwezo wa kuhudumia wote hao, ndio maana nikasema NDIYO kwa Wema Sepetu.

*FUNDISHO*
Wanaume huwa hatusemi uongo bila sababu na inakuwa sababu maalumu kwa faida ya wote.

WANAUME WOTE NI WAAMINIFU. Hii ndiyo kauli mbiu yetu.
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