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Kilichompata huyu anayependa kusoma SMS za watu kwenye daladala

Author/Editor: Melkisedeck Leon Shine, 2015-2017: AckySHINE.com
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Jana nilipanda daladala nikapata seat nikaketi, nikawa nimejiachia ninachati kwenye simu yangu(Smart phone), kukawa na jamaa kasimama pembeni yangu, ye hakupata seat. Sasa akawa anasoma message zangu bila aibu yani anafutilia ninavyochati…

Basi nikasema ngoja nimtie Adabu mshenzi huyu…. Nikacheck saa yangu yamkononi kisha nikatext:Β "Oya Ben Kwaheri bwana, zimebaki sekunde 30 tu hili bomuπŸ’£ lilipuke… najua hatutaonana tena, nitunzie Familia yangu, wambie nawapenda sana…"Β Yule jamaa akajirusha dirishaniβ€¦β€¦πŸ˜‚πŸ˜…

​kwani mi napenda ujinga xx πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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