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Hamida
Guest
Sep 3, 2023
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
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Khalifa
Guest
Aug 29, 2023
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Aug 1, 2023
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
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Nassor
Guest
Jul 27, 2023
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Jul 27, 2023
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
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Salima
Guest
Jul 5, 2023
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
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Nyota
Guest
Jun 30, 2023
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
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Sekela
Guest
Jun 29, 2023
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
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Zubeida
Guest
Jun 27, 2023
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Jun 26, 2023
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
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Halimah
Guest
Jun 24, 2023
😂 Gotta save this!
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Mwajabu
Guest
Jun 17, 2023
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
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Halimah
Guest
Jun 12, 2023
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
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Khadija
Guest
May 30, 2023
😄 Perfect joke!
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Ann Wambui
Guest
May 19, 2023
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
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Maida
Guest
May 16, 2023
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
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Baraka
Guest
May 12, 2023
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
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Chris Okello
Guest
May 11, 2023
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
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Khadija
Guest
Apr 7, 2023
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
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Bahati
Guest
Apr 4, 2023
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
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Latifa
Guest
Mar 29, 2023
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Mar 19, 2023
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
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Omari
Guest
Mar 14, 2023
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Mar 2, 2023
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Mar 1, 2023
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Mar 1, 2023
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
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Anna Malela
Guest
Feb 24, 2023
😅 I needed that!
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Shabani
Guest
Feb 18, 2023
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Feb 14, 2023
😂 This is a keeper!
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Hashim
Guest
Feb 12, 2023
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
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Rabia
Guest
Feb 11, 2023
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Feb 2, 2023
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Shamsa
Guest
Jan 10, 2023
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
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Shamsa
Guest
Jan 6, 2023
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Jan 4, 2023
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
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Maneno
Guest
Jan 2, 2023
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
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Bahati
Guest
Jan 2, 2023
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
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Saidi
Guest
Dec 31, 2022
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
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Safiya
Guest
Dec 29, 2022
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Dec 18, 2022
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Dec 5, 2022
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
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Baridi
Guest
Dec 1, 2022
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Nov 22, 2022
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
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Issa
Guest
Nov 16, 2022
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
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James Kawawa
Guest
Nov 14, 2022
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Nov 7, 2022
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
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Yusra
Guest
Nov 1, 2022
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
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Sekela
Guest
Oct 30, 2022
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
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Nyota
Guest
Oct 23, 2022
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
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Zulekha
Guest
Oct 22, 2022
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Oct 10, 2022
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Sep 28, 2022
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
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Mtumwa
Guest
Sep 6, 2022
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
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Omar
Guest
Aug 24, 2022
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
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Jabir
Guest
Aug 18, 2022
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Aug 15, 2022
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
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Kheri
Guest
Aug 13, 2022
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
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Nashon
Guest
Aug 10, 2022
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
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Mchuma
Guest
Jul 14, 2022
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
