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Elizabeth Mtei
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Sep 9, 2024
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
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Daudi
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Aug 15, 2024
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
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Abubakar
Guest
Aug 14, 2024
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
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Khamis
Guest
Aug 12, 2024
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
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Mchuma
Guest
Aug 10, 2024
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Jul 31, 2024
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Jul 23, 2024
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Jul 22, 2024
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
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Mgeni
Guest
Jul 19, 2024
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
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Khamis
Guest
Jul 17, 2024
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
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Nashon
Guest
Jul 15, 2024
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
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Zubeida
Guest
Jul 11, 2024
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Jul 10, 2024
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Jul 7, 2024
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Jul 6, 2024
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
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Mwachumu
Guest
Jul 1, 2024
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
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James Kawawa
Guest
Jun 30, 2024
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
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Khamis
Guest
Jun 18, 2024
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Jun 15, 2024
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Jun 9, 2024
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
May 29, 2024
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
May 23, 2024
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
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Shamim
Guest
May 20, 2024
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
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Victor Kimario
Guest
May 19, 2024
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
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Chiku
Guest
May 15, 2024
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
May 8, 2024
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
May 6, 2024
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Apr 30, 2024
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Apr 29, 2024
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Apr 22, 2024
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Apr 21, 2024
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Apr 18, 2024
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Apr 18, 2024
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Apr 18, 2024
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
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Selemani
Guest
Apr 16, 2024
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
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Amina
Guest
Apr 5, 2024
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
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Issack
Guest
Apr 4, 2024
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Mar 27, 2024
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Mar 24, 2024
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Mar 17, 2024
😂 I’m dying!
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Shukuru
Guest
Mar 14, 2024
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Feb 8, 2024
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Feb 7, 2024
😆 This one really got me!
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Salima
Guest
Feb 5, 2024
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
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Masika
Guest
Jan 26, 2024
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
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Ahmed
Guest
Jan 25, 2024
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
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Kiza
Guest
Jan 25, 2024
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Jan 14, 2024
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
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Muslima
Guest
Jan 11, 2024
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
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David Nyerere
Guest
Jan 8, 2024
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
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Mwagonda
Guest
Jan 6, 2024
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
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Bakari
Guest
Jan 3, 2024
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Dec 23, 2023
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Dec 13, 2023
😁 Best laugh of the day!
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Chris Okello
Guest
Dec 9, 2023
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
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Nashon
Guest
Dec 1, 2023
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
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Khadija
Guest
Nov 27, 2023
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
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Nyota
Guest
Nov 19, 2023
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Nov 13, 2023
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
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John Malisa
Guest
Nov 12, 2023
🤣 This joke is too good!
