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Sumaya
Guest
Oct 31, 2023
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Oct 30, 2023
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Oct 28, 2023
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
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John Mushi
Guest
Oct 21, 2023
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
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Salima
Guest
Oct 20, 2023
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
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John Mushi
Guest
Oct 19, 2023
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Oct 15, 2023
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
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Shabani
Guest
Oct 8, 2023
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
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Rubea
Guest
Oct 7, 2023
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Sep 27, 2023
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Sep 9, 2023
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Sep 4, 2023
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
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Jamila
Guest
Sep 2, 2023
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
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Majid
Guest
Aug 29, 2023
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Aug 26, 2023
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
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Grace Minja
Guest
Aug 23, 2023
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Aug 17, 2023
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Aug 16, 2023
😄 You got me good!
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Kiza
Guest
Aug 15, 2023
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
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Frank Macha
Guest
Aug 15, 2023
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Aug 11, 2023
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Aug 6, 2023
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Jul 31, 2023
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
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Sharifa
Guest
Jul 31, 2023
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
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Binti
Guest
Jul 18, 2023
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
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Fikiri
Guest
Jul 15, 2023
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Jul 12, 2023
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Jul 10, 2023
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Jun 30, 2023
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Jun 21, 2023
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Jun 18, 2023
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
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Leila
Guest
Jun 1, 2023
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
May 25, 2023
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
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Kahina
Guest
May 18, 2023
😂 Sharing right away!
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Samuel Were
Guest
May 17, 2023
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
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Victor Kamau
Guest
May 6, 2023
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
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James Mduma
Guest
May 3, 2023
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Apr 25, 2023
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Apr 19, 2023
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
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Hashim
Guest
Apr 19, 2023
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
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Saidi
Guest
Mar 30, 2023
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
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Abdullah
Guest
Mar 27, 2023
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
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Jafari
Guest
Mar 24, 2023
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Mar 23, 2023
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Mar 21, 2023
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
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Warda
Guest
Mar 11, 2023
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Mar 9, 2023
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
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Abdillah
Guest
Mar 5, 2023
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
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Kahina
Guest
Feb 24, 2023
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
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Maulid
Guest
Feb 11, 2023
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
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Saidi
Guest
Feb 6, 2023
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
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Khatib
Guest
Feb 5, 2023
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Jan 28, 2023
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Jan 26, 2023
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
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Mohamed
Guest
Jan 26, 2023
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
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Jamila
Guest
Jan 23, 2023
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Jan 21, 2023
😁 Added to my favorites!
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John Kamande
Guest
Jan 15, 2023
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
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Samuel Were
Guest
Jan 10, 2023
🤣 This joke is too good!
