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Maulid
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Sep 20, 2023
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Sep 19, 2023
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
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Abdillah
Guest
Sep 14, 2023
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
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Mwachumu
Guest
Sep 12, 2023
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
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Jabir
Guest
Aug 24, 2023
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Aug 23, 2023
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
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Omari
Guest
Aug 20, 2023
😂 So funny!
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Husna
Guest
Aug 6, 2023
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
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George Wanjala
Guest
Aug 3, 2023
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
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Muslima
Guest
Jul 29, 2023
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Jul 20, 2023
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
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Muslima
Guest
Jul 14, 2023
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
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Nasra
Guest
Jul 12, 2023
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Chris Okello
Guest
Jul 10, 2023
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Jul 7, 2023
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Jun 22, 2023
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Jun 22, 2023
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Jun 18, 2023
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
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Abubakari
Guest
Jun 17, 2023
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Jun 15, 2023
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Jun 6, 2023
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
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Mwachumu
Guest
May 13, 2023
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
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Khamis
Guest
May 6, 2023
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
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George Tenga
Guest
May 4, 2023
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
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Zulekha
Guest
May 3, 2023
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
May 3, 2023
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
May 2, 2023
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Apr 28, 2023
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Apr 28, 2023
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
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Sarafina
Guest
Apr 26, 2023
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
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Asha
Guest
Apr 22, 2023
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Apr 19, 2023
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
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Muslima
Guest
Apr 7, 2023
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Apr 6, 2023
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Mar 29, 2023
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
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Majid
Guest
Mar 27, 2023
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Mar 27, 2023
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
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Nchi
Guest
Mar 10, 2023
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Mar 6, 2023
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Mar 2, 2023
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
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Arifa
Guest
Feb 28, 2023
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
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Fikiri
Guest
Feb 23, 2023
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
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Chiku
Guest
Feb 18, 2023
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
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Sultan
Guest
Feb 3, 2023
🤣 This one’s fire!
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Jan 31, 2023
😆 Rolling on the floor!
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Rahma
Guest
Jan 31, 2023
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
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Ahmed
Guest
Jan 28, 2023
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Jan 19, 2023
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Jan 16, 2023
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Jan 16, 2023
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Jan 14, 2023
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Jan 14, 2023
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
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Rahim
Guest
Dec 13, 2022
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Dec 9, 2022
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
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Maimuna
Guest
Dec 5, 2022
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Dec 1, 2022
😂 This is too funny!
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Nov 26, 2022
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
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Sumaya
Guest
Nov 21, 2022
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Nov 11, 2022
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Nov 1, 2022
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
