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Moses Kipkemboi
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Sep 20, 2024
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Sep 17, 2024
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
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Patrick Mutua
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Sep 16, 2024
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
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Janet Mwikali
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Sep 9, 2024
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Sep 5, 2024
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Sep 2, 2024
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Sep 1, 2024
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Mchawi
Guest
Aug 31, 2024
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
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Fikiri
Guest
Aug 29, 2024
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
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Issack
Guest
Aug 19, 2024
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
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Selemani
Guest
Aug 16, 2024
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
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Nashon
Guest
Aug 13, 2024
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Aug 6, 2024
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
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Abubakari
Guest
Aug 1, 2024
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
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James Kimani
Guest
Aug 1, 2024
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Jul 4, 2024
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Jul 3, 2024
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
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Shukuru
Guest
Jun 18, 2024
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Jun 13, 2024
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
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Yusuf
Guest
Jun 12, 2024
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
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Rashid
Guest
Jun 2, 2024
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
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Aziza
Guest
May 25, 2024
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
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John Lissu
Guest
May 11, 2024
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
May 9, 2024
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
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Chris Okello
Guest
May 3, 2024
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
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Mwajuma
Guest
May 1, 2024
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Apr 29, 2024
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
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Mhina
Guest
Apr 24, 2024
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
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Selemani
Guest
Apr 20, 2024
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
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Farida
Guest
Apr 12, 2024
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Apr 8, 2024
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Apr 7, 2024
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
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Fatuma
Guest
Apr 3, 2024
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
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Tabu
Guest
Mar 30, 2024
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Mar 22, 2024
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Mar 17, 2024
🤣 This joke is just too good!
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Amina
Guest
Mar 15, 2024
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
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Jafari
Guest
Mar 5, 2024
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
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Leila
Guest
Mar 3, 2024
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
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Nyota
Guest
Mar 1, 2024
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Feb 15, 2024
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Baraka
Guest
Feb 9, 2024
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Feb 1, 2024
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
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Kheri
Guest
Jan 28, 2024
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Jan 22, 2024
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
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Sultan
Guest
Jan 20, 2024
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Jan 18, 2024
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Jan 11, 2024
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Jan 3, 2024
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Hamida
Guest
Dec 22, 2023
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Dec 17, 2023
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
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David Nyerere
Guest
Dec 8, 2023
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Dec 7, 2023
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
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Masika
Guest
Nov 19, 2023
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
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Hawa
Guest
Nov 14, 2023
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Nov 5, 2023
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
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Aziza
Guest
Oct 26, 2023
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Oct 26, 2023
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Oct 23, 2023
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
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David Nyerere
Guest
Oct 21, 2023
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
