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Lydia Mutheu
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Oct 12, 2023
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Oct 8, 2023
😆 That punchline was epic!
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Oct 5, 2023
😂 I need to save this one forever!
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Omar
Guest
Sep 24, 2023
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
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Salima
Guest
Sep 22, 2023
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
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David Ochieng
Guest
Sep 13, 2023
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Sep 8, 2023
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Sep 2, 2023
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Sep 2, 2023
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
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Samuel Were
Guest
Aug 22, 2023
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Aug 12, 2023
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
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Victor Malima
Guest
Aug 11, 2023
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
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George Tenga
Guest
Aug 10, 2023
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Aug 7, 2023
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
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Binti
Guest
Aug 6, 2023
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
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Chris Okello
Guest
Jul 31, 2023
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Jul 25, 2023
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
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Mhina
Guest
Jul 21, 2023
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Jul 19, 2023
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Jul 10, 2023
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Jul 9, 2023
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
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Amina
Guest
Jul 1, 2023
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Jun 13, 2023
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Jun 13, 2023
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Jun 3, 2023
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
May 29, 2023
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
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Baridi
Guest
May 15, 2023
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
May 4, 2023
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
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Abdullah
Guest
Apr 27, 2023
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Apr 19, 2023
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
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Raha
Guest
Apr 18, 2023
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
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Salma
Guest
Apr 1, 2023
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
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Hekima
Guest
Mar 25, 2023
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
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John Kamande
Guest
Mar 12, 2023
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Mar 9, 2023
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Mar 2, 2023
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
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Daudi
Guest
Feb 20, 2023
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Feb 15, 2023
😆 I’m dying over here!
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Feb 13, 2023
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Feb 11, 2023
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Feb 8, 2023
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
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Warda
Guest
Feb 5, 2023
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Feb 4, 2023
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Feb 3, 2023
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
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Khalifa
Guest
Jan 26, 2023
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
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Issack
Guest
Jan 25, 2023
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Jan 23, 2023
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Jan 18, 2023
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Jan 18, 2023
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
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Abubakar
Guest
Jan 16, 2023
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Jan 15, 2023
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Jan 13, 2023
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Jan 3, 2023
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Dec 21, 2022
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
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Nassor
Guest
Dec 5, 2022
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
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Muslima
Guest
Dec 5, 2022
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Dec 1, 2022
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
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George Wanjala
Guest
Nov 30, 2022
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
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Yusuf
Guest
Nov 29, 2022
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Nov 21, 2022
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
