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Nov 2, 2023
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Mustafa
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Oct 22, 2023
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Diana Mumbua
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Oct 13, 2023
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Mwanais
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Oct 6, 2023
I had my patience tested. Iβm negative. πβ³
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Jacob Kiplangat
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Oct 2, 2023
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! πβ€οΈ
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Peter Mugendi
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Sep 25, 2023
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. π΅πΆββοΈ
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Zulekha
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Sep 24, 2023
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. π€¦ββοΈπ€£
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Tabu
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Sep 21, 2023
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. πΆπ€£
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Safiya
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Sep 19, 2023
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they donβt like bills! π¦π΅
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Mariam Hassan
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Sep 3, 2023
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Lucy Mushi
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Aug 27, 2023
You canβt make everyone happy. Youβre not pizza. ππ€·ββοΈ
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Nyota
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Aug 13, 2023
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Zubeida
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Jul 28, 2023
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. π·π
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Nancy Akumu
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Jul 20, 2023
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. π
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Joyce Aoko
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Jul 16, 2023
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ππ¦·
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Rose Mwinuka
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Jul 15, 2023
I can resist anything except temptation. ππ
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Elizabeth Mrope
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Jul 13, 2023
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Mary Kendi
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Jul 12, 2023
I havenβt lost my mind. Itβs backed up on a hard drive somewhere. πΎπ€―
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Nyota
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Jul 12, 2023
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Elizabeth Mrope
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Jul 7, 2023
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Jun 12, 2023
π Definitely my new go-to joke!
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Grace Minja
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Jun 11, 2023
Iβm still laughing, that was too good! π€£
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Andrew Mahiga
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Jun 9, 2023
Thanks Ackyshine
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Nuru
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May 31, 2023
Why donβt birds use Facebook? They already tweet! π¦π€
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Baridi
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May 28, 2023
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasnβt peeling well! ππ€
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Anna Mahiga
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May 18, 2023
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Yusuf
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May 16, 2023
Coffee: because adulting is hard. βπ¨βπΌ
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Nasra
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May 5, 2023
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didnβt add up! βπ€¨
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Mwachumu
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Apr 27, 2023
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! ππ
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Wande
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Apr 19, 2023
Sarcasm is the bodyβs natural defense against stupidity. ππ‘οΈ
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Shukuru
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Apr 18, 2023
I canβt believe I forgot to go to the gym today. Thatβs seven years in a row now. ποΈββοΈπ
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Kiza
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Apr 13, 2023
Iβd rather be someoneβs shot of whiskey than everyoneβs cup of tea. π₯β
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Maida
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Mar 29, 2023
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! π₯π‘
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Yusra
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Mar 27, 2023
π€£ That twist at the end, though!
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Jamila
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Mar 25, 2023
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Patrick Mutua
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Mar 25, 2023
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. ππ¬
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Neema
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Mar 25, 2023
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Edith Cherotich
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Mar 23, 2023
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldnβt handle the power struggle! π±π
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Sarah Karani
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Mar 20, 2023
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Amani
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Mar 16, 2023
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Grace Mligo
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Mar 14, 2023
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. ππ΄
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Samuel Were
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Mar 5, 2023
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iβm gaining weight. ππ
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Mwagonda
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Mar 1, 2023
Donβt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. π€π¬
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Joseph Mallya
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Feb 27, 2023
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Janet Sumaye
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Feb 24, 2023
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns donβt work! ππ
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Amani
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Feb 16, 2023
Iβve got to save this one, too funny! π
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Grace Njuguna
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Feb 14, 2023
Iβm not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? ππ§
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Mchuma
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Feb 12, 2023
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. ππ
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Saidi
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Feb 10, 2023
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. β°πΌ
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Mwanakhamis
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Feb 9, 2023
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. ππ
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Joyce Mussa
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Feb 7, 2023
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Nancy Akumu
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Feb 3, 2023
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. β³πββοΈ
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Josephine Nduta
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Jan 20, 2023
If weβre not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? π§π
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David Ochieng
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Jan 17, 2023
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! ππ
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Robert Ndunguru
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Jan 10, 2023
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! β½π§
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Mary Sokoine
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Jan 9, 2023
I donβt need a mood ring; I have a face. ππ¬
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Joy Wacera
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Dec 30, 2022
What do you call cheese that isnβt yours? Nacho cheese! π§π€£
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Grace Minja
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Dec 29, 2022
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! πΈπ
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Mariam Hassan
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Dec 25, 2022
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! π»ββοΈπ
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Daniel Obura
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Dec 14, 2022
I would lose weight, but I donβt like losing. ποΈββοΈπ