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Esther Nyambura
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Sep 16, 2024
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Sep 11, 2024
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Sep 11, 2024
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Sep 7, 2024
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
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Zakaria
Guest
Sep 4, 2024
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
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Khadija
Guest
Sep 2, 2024
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
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Mhina
Guest
Aug 29, 2024
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
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Yusra
Guest
Aug 25, 2024
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Aug 17, 2024
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Aug 5, 2024
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
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Sultan
Guest
Aug 3, 2024
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
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Zuhura
Guest
Jul 31, 2024
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
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Fikiri
Guest
Jul 13, 2024
😆 Rolling on the floor!
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Jul 13, 2024
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Jul 12, 2024
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
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Baridi
Guest
Jul 9, 2024
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Jul 9, 2024
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
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Farida
Guest
Jun 30, 2024
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Jun 25, 2024
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
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Hassan
Guest
Jun 24, 2024
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Jun 23, 2024
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Jun 22, 2024
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Jun 15, 2024
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Jun 2, 2024
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Jun 1, 2024
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
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Francis Njeru
Guest
May 26, 2024
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
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Francis Mrope
Guest
May 22, 2024
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
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John Lissu
Guest
May 1, 2024
😂 This is too funny!
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Josephine
Guest
Apr 25, 2024
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
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Bakari
Guest
Apr 12, 2024
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Apr 10, 2024
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Apr 8, 2024
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Apr 7, 2024
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Apr 3, 2024
😄 What a joke!
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Mwalimu
Guest
Apr 2, 2024
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Mar 24, 2024
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Mar 19, 2024
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
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Selemani
Guest
Mar 17, 2024
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
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Shukuru
Guest
Mar 17, 2024
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Mar 3, 2024
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Mar 1, 2024
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
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Mchuma
Guest
Mar 1, 2024
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Feb 27, 2024
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
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Kijakazi
Guest
Feb 26, 2024
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Feb 10, 2024
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Feb 9, 2024
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
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Mashaka
Guest
Jan 30, 2024
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Jan 20, 2024
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
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Chiku
Guest
Dec 31, 2023
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Dec 28, 2023
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
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Kassim
Guest
Dec 22, 2023
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
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Zawadi
Guest
Dec 20, 2023
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Dec 19, 2023
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Dec 18, 2023
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Nov 3, 2023
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
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Rahim
Guest
Nov 2, 2023
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
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Fatuma
Guest
Oct 26, 2023
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
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Nuru
Guest
Oct 13, 2023
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Oct 3, 2023
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
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Makame
Guest
Sep 23, 2023
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
