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Khatib
Guest
Nov 9, 2023
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
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Sumaya
Guest
Nov 8, 2023
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Nov 7, 2023
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Oct 31, 2023
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Oct 15, 2023
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
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Issa
Guest
Oct 10, 2023
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Sep 23, 2023
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
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Kiza
Guest
Sep 19, 2023
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Sep 6, 2023
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Sep 4, 2023
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
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John Mushi
Guest
Sep 4, 2023
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Aug 31, 2023
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Aug 24, 2023
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Aug 20, 2023
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
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Amani
Guest
Aug 13, 2023
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Jul 31, 2023
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Yusuf
Guest
Jul 27, 2023
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
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Raha
Guest
Jul 21, 2023
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
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Hekima
Guest
Jul 11, 2023
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
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John Lissu
Guest
Jul 9, 2023
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Jul 6, 2023
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
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James Kawawa
Guest
Jun 29, 2023
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
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Mashaka
Guest
Jun 27, 2023
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Jun 19, 2023
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
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Shukuru
Guest
Jun 17, 2023
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
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Arifa
Guest
May 23, 2023
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
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Ahmed
Guest
May 21, 2023
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
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George Ndungu
Guest
May 19, 2023
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
May 11, 2023
🤣 This one got me good!
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Grace Minja
Guest
May 5, 2023
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Apr 28, 2023
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
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Warda
Guest
Apr 16, 2023
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
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Zakia
Guest
Apr 12, 2023
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
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John Mushi
Guest
Apr 7, 2023
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Mar 24, 2023
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Mar 22, 2023
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
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Mjaka
Guest
Mar 8, 2023
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
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Sekela
Guest
Mar 7, 2023
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
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Baraka
Guest
Mar 3, 2023
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Feb 27, 2023
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
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Halima
Guest
Feb 27, 2023
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
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Chiku
Guest
Feb 16, 2023
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
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Ann Awino
Guest
Feb 15, 2023
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Feb 13, 2023
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Feb 9, 2023
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
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Jamila
Guest
Feb 5, 2023
😆 That punchline was epic!
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Maneno
Guest
Jan 24, 2023
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Jan 22, 2023
😄 Pure comedy gold!
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Aziza
Guest
Jan 14, 2023
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
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Selemani
Guest
Jan 12, 2023
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
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Rubea
Guest
Jan 6, 2023
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Jan 4, 2023
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Dec 25, 2022
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Dec 7, 2022
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
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Neema
Guest
Dec 3, 2022
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
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Mashaka
Guest
Dec 1, 2022
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Nov 30, 2022
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
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Bakari
Guest
Nov 24, 2022
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Nov 3, 2022
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
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James Mduma
Guest
Nov 2, 2022
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
