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Lucy Wangui
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Jun 25, 2023
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐
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Rabia
Guest
Jun 15, 2023
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Youโre too young to smoke! ๐ ๐ญ
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Mashaka
Guest
Jun 14, 2023
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. ๐ผ๐คฃ
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Nchi
Guest
May 25, 2023
๐ Saving this one!
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Salma
Guest
May 23, 2023
I donโt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. โ๐
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Fikiri
Guest
May 14, 2023
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. ๐
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Kiza
Guest
May 9, 2023
Haha, this joke is a keeper! ๐
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Raha
Guest
May 6, 2023
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. โฑ๏ธ๐
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Rashid
Guest
Apr 26, 2023
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. ๐ฐ๐คฃ
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Hekima
Guest
Apr 25, 2023
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! ๐๐๏ธโโ๏ธ
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Apr 20, 2023
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Needed this laugh, thanks!
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Apr 19, 2023
I was having a bad day until I read this! ๐
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Yusuf
Guest
Apr 6, 2023
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. ๐ธ๐๏ธ
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Mar 19, 2023
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! ๐จโโ๏ธ๐
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Mar 17, 2023
When nothing goes right, go left. โฌ
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James Malima
Guest
Mar 15, 2023
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? โ๏ธ๐งต
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Nyota
Guest
Mar 14, 2023
Why donโt koalas count as bears? They donโt have the koalifications! ๐จ๐
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Mar 13, 2023
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. ๐โโ๏ธ๐
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Irene Makena
Guest
Mar 7, 2023
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! ๐ค๐
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Mar 2, 2023
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. ๐๐
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Nassor
Guest
Feb 15, 2023
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ๐๐ท
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Khadija
Guest
Feb 12, 2023
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! ๐คฃ
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Safiya
Guest
Feb 11, 2023
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. ๐๐
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Feb 5, 2023
Iโm definitely sharing this with my friends! ๐
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Mashaka
Guest
Jan 28, 2023
Iโm not weird, Iโm limited edition. ๐ฆ๐
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Jan 26, 2023
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! ๐ปโโ๏ธ๐
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Jan 26, 2023
๐คฃ Sharing this with everyone!
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Jan 25, 2023
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. ๐ฒ๐ฎโโ๏ธ
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Jan 24, 2023
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. ๐ช๐
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Wande
Guest
Jan 4, 2023
๐ You got me good!
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Dec 16, 2022
Why are spiders great at websites? Because theyโre always catching bugs! ๐ท๏ธ๐ป
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Ndoto
Guest
Dec 15, 2022
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, Iโll go on ahead! ๐ฉ๐โโ๏ธ
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Dec 5, 2022
Iโm still cracking up, that was brilliant! ๐คฃ
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Dec 5, 2022
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ๐๏ธ๐ถ๏ธ
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Asha
Guest
Dec 3, 2022
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! ๐ง๐
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Nov 24, 2022
Dear sleep, Iโm sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! ๐ด๐
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Nov 18, 2022
๐ Iโm definitely stealing this one!
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Kassim
Guest
Nov 17, 2022
How do trees access the internet? They log in! ๐ฒ๐ป
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Nov 17, 2022
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. ๐๐
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Nov 13, 2022
Why donโt scientists trust stairs? Theyโre always leading you up to something! ๐งช๐ช
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Sofia
Guest
Nov 11, 2022
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know Iโm not dead. ๐๏ธ๐
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Zakia
Guest
Nov 9, 2022
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! โฝ๐ง
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Oct 20, 2022
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. ๐๏ธ๐ด
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Jamila
Guest
Oct 20, 2022
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? ๐ฆธโโ๏ธโค๏ธ
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Muslima
Guest
Oct 17, 2022
I donโt have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Oct 12, 2022
Iโm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. ๐ง ๐คฏ
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Oct 10, 2022
Why donโt basketball players ever go on vacation? Theyโre afraid of traveling! ๐โ๏ธ
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Oct 6, 2022
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! ๐ป๐
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Binti
Guest
Sep 28, 2022
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! ๐๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Sep 26, 2022
Why donโt bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! ๐๐ฏโโ๏ธ
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Sep 26, 2022
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! ๐โฐ
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Zainab
Guest
Sep 17, 2022
Itโs not that Iโm lazy, Iโm just highly motivated to do nothing. ๐๏ธ๐
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Shamsa
Guest
Sep 16, 2022
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. ๐๐ฅ
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Sep 15, 2022
The road to success is always under construction. ๐ง๐๏ธ
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Samuel Were
Guest
Sep 5, 2022
My brain has too many tabs open. ๐ป๐ง
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Sep 1, 2022
๐ So funny!
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David Sokoine
Guest
Aug 31, 2022
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what Iโm doing. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ด
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Aug 30, 2022
I love my computer because my friends live in it. ๐ป๐
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Aug 7, 2022
Iโve learned so much from my mistakes, Iโm thinking of making a few more. ๐๐
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Chiku
Guest
Jul 20, 2022
I wasnโt born to 'just get things done'โI was born to confuse people with my nonsense. ๐คฏ๐คช