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Khalifa
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Sep 22, 2024
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
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Khalifa
Guest
Sep 7, 2024
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
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Rahim
Guest
Sep 5, 2024
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
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David Ochieng
Guest
Sep 4, 2024
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Aug 31, 2024
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Aug 28, 2024
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
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Husna
Guest
Aug 8, 2024
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Jul 20, 2024
🤣 Brilliant joke!
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Jul 16, 2024
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Jul 14, 2024
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
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Khatib
Guest
Jul 8, 2024
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
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Mohamed
Guest
Jul 2, 2024
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
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Raha
Guest
Jun 29, 2024
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
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Mariam
Guest
Jun 27, 2024
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Jun 20, 2024
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Jun 15, 2024
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Jun 9, 2024
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Jun 8, 2024
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
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Robert Okello
Guest
Jun 7, 2024
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Jun 5, 2024
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
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Salima
Guest
May 17, 2024
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
May 17, 2024
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
May 7, 2024
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
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Mary Kendi
Guest
May 6, 2024
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
May 2, 2024
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
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Mwachumu
Guest
May 2, 2024
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
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Chum
Guest
Apr 23, 2024
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
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David Ochieng
Guest
Apr 16, 2024
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Apr 9, 2024
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Apr 5, 2024
🤣 This one got me good!
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Ibrahim
Guest
Mar 27, 2024
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
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Rubea
Guest
Mar 25, 2024
😆 Saving this one!
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Mar 23, 2024
Thanks Ackyshine
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Mar 18, 2024
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
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Ann Awino
Guest
Mar 6, 2024
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
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Ramadhan
Guest
Feb 26, 2024
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
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George Mallya
Guest
Feb 25, 2024
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
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George Tenga
Guest
Feb 16, 2024
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Feb 13, 2024
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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George Wanjala
Guest
Feb 11, 2024
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Feb 2, 2024
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
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Mwachumu
Guest
Jan 30, 2024
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
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Tabu
Guest
Jan 28, 2024
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Jan 21, 2024
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Jan 20, 2024
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Jan 19, 2024
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Jan 18, 2024
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Jan 18, 2024
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Jan 6, 2024
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
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Zainab
Guest
Jan 2, 2024
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Jan 1, 2024
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
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Amir
Guest
Dec 27, 2023
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Dec 15, 2023
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Nov 27, 2023
😂 This joke just made my day!
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Nov 22, 2023
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Oct 26, 2023
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
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Nchi
Guest
Oct 23, 2023
😆 Bookmarking this!
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Oct 23, 2023
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
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Sarafina
Guest
Oct 10, 2023
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
