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Isaac Kiptoo
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Nov 6, 2023
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Nov 1, 2023
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Oct 26, 2023
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Oct 7, 2023
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Oct 5, 2023
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
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Sultan
Guest
Sep 27, 2023
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Sep 23, 2023
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Sep 14, 2023
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
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Chiku
Guest
Sep 8, 2023
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Sep 8, 2023
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Aug 28, 2023
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
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John Mushi
Guest
Aug 25, 2023
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
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James Kimani
Guest
Aug 18, 2023
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Aug 18, 2023
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
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John Lissu
Guest
Aug 14, 2023
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
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Sharifa
Guest
Aug 12, 2023
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Jul 24, 2023
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Jul 2, 2023
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Jul 1, 2023
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Jun 26, 2023
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Jun 24, 2023
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
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Warda
Guest
Jun 24, 2023
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
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David Nyerere
Guest
Jun 17, 2023
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
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Mustafa
Guest
Jun 14, 2023
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
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Susan Wangari
Guest
May 23, 2023
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
May 18, 2023
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
May 18, 2023
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
May 12, 2023
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
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Mwalimu
Guest
May 6, 2023
😄 You got me!
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Nasra
Guest
May 5, 2023
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
May 1, 2023
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Apr 30, 2023
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Apr 27, 2023
😆 Still cracking up!
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Warda
Guest
Apr 10, 2023
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
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Zainab
Guest
Apr 8, 2023
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
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Amina
Guest
Mar 29, 2023
😄 Nailed it!
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Mar 20, 2023
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
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James Kimani
Guest
Mar 9, 2023
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Mar 6, 2023
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Feb 28, 2023
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Feb 23, 2023
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Feb 17, 2023
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Feb 12, 2023
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Feb 12, 2023
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
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David Chacha
Guest
Jan 28, 2023
😂 This is too funny!
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Jan 19, 2023
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
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Shani
Guest
Jan 16, 2023
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Jan 8, 2023
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Jan 7, 2023
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Dec 3, 2022
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
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Halimah
Guest
Nov 26, 2022
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
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Kazija
Guest
Nov 26, 2022
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Nov 13, 2022
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
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Selemani
Guest
Nov 6, 2022
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Salum
Guest
Oct 30, 2022
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Oct 30, 2022
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
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Nasra
Guest
Oct 29, 2022
😆 Rolling on the floor!
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Maimuna
Guest
Sep 29, 2022
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
