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Khatib
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Sep 30, 2023
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! ๐ป๐
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Nassar
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Sep 23, 2023
I donโt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. โ๐
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John Kamande
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Sep 20, 2023
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! ๐คฃ
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Anthony Kariuki
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Sep 18, 2023
Why canโt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheโll let it go! ๐โ๏ธ
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Stephen Kangethe
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Sep 6, 2023
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! ๐โ๏ธ
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Mariam
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Sep 5, 2023
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! ๐ท๐ฅ
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Ruth Wanjiku
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Aug 16, 2023
Why donโt oysters share their pearls? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆช๐
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Zainab
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Aug 12, 2023
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I had to share this with everyone!
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Ahmed
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Aug 8, 2023
Iโd give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. ๐๐ค
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Lydia Wanyama
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Aug 6, 2023
Sarcasm is the bodyโs natural defense against stupidity. ๐๐ก๏ธ
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Baridi
Guest
Jul 22, 2023
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canโt laugh at yourself, call meโIโll laugh at you. ๐๐
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Dorothy Nkya
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Jul 21, 2023
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! ๐ปโโ๏ธ๐
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Victor Mwalimu
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Jul 20, 2023
Iโm not bossy, I just have better ideas. ๐ก๐
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Ahmed
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Jul 17, 2023
Why donโt skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! ๐ฆด๐
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Nahida
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Jul 17, 2023
What do you call a snowmanโs dog? A slush puppy! โ๐
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Robert Ndunguru
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Jul 16, 2023
I donโt know how to act my age because Iโve never been this age before. ๐ค๐
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Jane Muthui
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Jul 15, 2023
I canโt believe how funny this is! ๐
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John Mwangi
Guest
Jun 28, 2023
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. ๐
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Margaret Anyango
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Jun 27, 2023
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite letter? You think itโs R, but it be the C! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐
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Sharifa
Guest
Jun 26, 2023
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. ๐ค๐
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Michael Onyango
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Jun 16, 2023
๐ Iโm completely obsessed with this!
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Faith Kariuki
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Jun 9, 2023
I donโt care if the glass is half full or half empty. Iโm just glad itโs not a shot glass. ๐ฅ๐น
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Raha
Guest
Jun 4, 2023
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! ๐ฆ๐ฝ๏ธ
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Linda Karimi
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Jun 1, 2023
I'm not lazy; Iโm just highly motivated to do nothing. ๐๏ธ๐
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Jamal
Guest
Jun 1, 2023
Iโm writing a book. Iโve got the page numbers done. ๐๐
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Wilson Ombati
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May 28, 2023
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! ๐๐ฏ
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Jane Muthoni
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May 19, 2023
You know youโre getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. ๐๐ฅ
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Farida
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May 11, 2023
Iโm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. ๐งฉ๐คฏ
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Patrick Akech
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May 8, 2023
Why couldnโt the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! ๐ฒ๐
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Martin Otieno
Guest
May 8, 2023
If Cinderellaโs shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? ๐ ๐ค
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Apr 26, 2023
Dear math, Iโm not a therapist. Solve your own problems. ๐๐คฏ
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Khalifa
Guest
Apr 23, 2023
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. โฑ๏ธ๐
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Apr 22, 2023
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! โ๐
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Mariam
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Apr 1, 2023
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. โ๐โโ๏ธ
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Salima
Guest
Mar 28, 2023
๐ This joke just made my day!
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Nashon
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Mar 18, 2023
Iโve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Mar 12, 2023
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! ๐ถ๐งป
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George Wanjala
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Mar 5, 2023
๐ This is gold!
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Mercy Atieno
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Mar 4, 2023
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldnโt see himself doing it! ๐ป๐ซ
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Ali
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Feb 25, 2023
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. ๐๐ง
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Sarah Karani
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Feb 18, 2023
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ๐๏ธ๐
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Kazija
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Feb 17, 2023
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. ๐ง๐คฒ
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Mary Mrope
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Feb 11, 2023
Iโve got to save this one, too funny! ๐
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Lucy Kimotho
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Jan 24, 2023
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐
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Sumaya
Guest
Jan 24, 2023
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. ๐ฆ๐ด
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Fredrick Mutiso
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Jan 16, 2023
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. ๐๐ด
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Janet Sumari
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Jan 15, 2023
My life feels like a test I didnโt study for. ๐๐คฏ
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Josephine Nekesa
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Jan 8, 2023
Absolutely hilarious! Canโt get enough! ๐
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Alice Mrema
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Jan 1, 2023
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Halimah
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Dec 26, 2022
Why was the math book always confused? It couldnโt figure anything out! ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
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Victor Kimario
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Dec 15, 2022
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, Iโve lost 15 days. ๐
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Moses Kipkemboi
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Dec 6, 2022
I donโt understand why people say hurtful things like 'I donโt even know you.' Weโve been Facebook friends for two years! ๐ฑ๐
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Christopher Oloo
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Nov 23, 2022
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. ๐ช๐
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Nov 22, 2022
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. ๐๐งโโ๏ธ
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Salum
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Nov 21, 2022
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. ๐ป๐๏ธ
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Nov 17, 2022
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, youโre innocent.' ๐ฌ๐
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Mohamed
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Nov 8, 2022
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. ๐๐
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Lydia Mahiga
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Nov 2, 2022
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. ๐๐ด
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Elizabeth Malima
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Nov 1, 2022
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. โณ๐โโ๏ธ
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Tabu
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Oct 24, 2022
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! ๐ฎ๐