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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Sep 10, 2023
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
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Frank Macha
Guest
Sep 10, 2023
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Aug 31, 2023
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Aug 30, 2023
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
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Ndoto
Guest
Aug 28, 2023
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
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David Chacha
Guest
Aug 21, 2023
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Aug 12, 2023
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
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David Musyoka
Guest
Aug 7, 2023
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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Salma
Guest
Jul 19, 2023
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Jun 29, 2023
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Jun 10, 2023
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
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Fadhili
Guest
Jun 9, 2023
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
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Hekima
Guest
Jun 8, 2023
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Jun 8, 2023
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
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Kassim
Guest
May 29, 2023
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
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Paul Kamau
Guest
May 27, 2023
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
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Hamida
Guest
May 11, 2023
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
May 6, 2023
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
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Shamsa
Guest
May 1, 2023
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Apr 30, 2023
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Apr 27, 2023
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Fatuma
Guest
Apr 27, 2023
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
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Mwachumu
Guest
Apr 25, 2023
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
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George Tenga
Guest
Apr 16, 2023
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Apr 16, 2023
😅 I needed that!
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Apr 14, 2023
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
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Binti
Guest
Apr 7, 2023
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Apr 2, 2023
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Amina
Guest
Mar 28, 2023
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Mar 22, 2023
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Mar 22, 2023
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Mar 11, 2023
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
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Rahim
Guest
Feb 20, 2023
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
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Robert Okello
Guest
Feb 6, 2023
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Feb 6, 2023
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Victor Malima
Guest
Jan 20, 2023
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Jan 20, 2023
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Jan 17, 2023
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
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Kazija
Guest
Jan 16, 2023
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
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Shabani
Guest
Jan 15, 2023
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Jan 5, 2023
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Dec 30, 2022
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
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Arifa
Guest
Dec 3, 2022
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Nov 29, 2022
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
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Zubeida
Guest
Nov 23, 2022
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
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Safiya
Guest
Nov 20, 2022
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Nov 16, 2022
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Nov 16, 2022
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Nov 16, 2022
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Nov 12, 2022
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Nov 9, 2022
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Nov 7, 2022
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
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Makame
Guest
Nov 5, 2022
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
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Halima
Guest
Oct 21, 2022
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
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George Wanjala
Guest
Oct 16, 2022
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Oct 11, 2022
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
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Ahmed
Guest
Oct 10, 2022
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Oct 10, 2022
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
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Maida
Guest
Oct 6, 2022
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
