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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Sep 25, 2024
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
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Shamsa
Guest
Sep 23, 2024
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
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David Chacha
Guest
Aug 31, 2024
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
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David Nyerere
Guest
Aug 26, 2024
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
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Yusuf
Guest
Aug 11, 2024
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Aug 2, 2024
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Jul 23, 2024
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Jul 9, 2024
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
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Ann Awino
Guest
Jul 2, 2024
😂 This joke just made my day!
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Jun 22, 2024
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
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Amina
Guest
Jun 20, 2024
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Jun 20, 2024
😂 I’m saving this one!
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Fatuma
Guest
Jun 15, 2024
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
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Issack
Guest
Jun 15, 2024
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
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Sumaya
Guest
Jun 8, 2024
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Jun 2, 2024
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
May 23, 2024
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
May 19, 2024
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
May 14, 2024
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
May 12, 2024
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
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Rukia
Guest
May 6, 2024
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
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David Ochieng
Guest
May 2, 2024
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Apr 28, 2024
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
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George Ndungu
Guest
Apr 26, 2024
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Apr 22, 2024
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
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Anna Malela
Guest
Apr 20, 2024
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
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Jabir
Guest
Apr 18, 2024
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Apr 13, 2024
😄 This is pure brilliance!
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Zubeida
Guest
Apr 6, 2024
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Mar 23, 2024
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Mar 23, 2024
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
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Fadhila
Guest
Mar 13, 2024
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Mar 1, 2024
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
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Amani
Guest
Feb 28, 2024
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Feb 22, 2024
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
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Khamis
Guest
Feb 22, 2024
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
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Safiya
Guest
Feb 22, 2024
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
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John Mwangi
Guest
Feb 18, 2024
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Feb 17, 2024
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
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Farida
Guest
Feb 15, 2024
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Feb 7, 2024
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
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Kazija
Guest
Feb 5, 2024
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Feb 2, 2024
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
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Irene Makena
Guest
Feb 1, 2024
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Jan 30, 2024
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Jan 15, 2024
😅 I needed that laugh!
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Kazija
Guest
Jan 11, 2024
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
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Farida
Guest
Jan 2, 2024
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
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John Mwangi
Guest
Jan 2, 2024
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
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Irene Makena
Guest
Dec 24, 2023
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Dec 20, 2023
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
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Baraka
Guest
Dec 20, 2023
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Dec 16, 2023
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
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Fadhili
Guest
Dec 12, 2023
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
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Ibrahim
Guest
Dec 8, 2023
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Majid
Guest
Dec 5, 2023
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
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James Kawawa
Guest
Nov 28, 2023
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Nov 25, 2023
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Nov 22, 2023
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
