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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Jul 25, 2023
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
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John Kamande
Guest
Jul 20, 2023
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Jul 13, 2023
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Jul 10, 2023
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
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Zainab
Guest
Jul 10, 2023
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Jun 26, 2023
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Jun 4, 2023
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
May 25, 2023
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
May 24, 2023
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
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Yusuf
Guest
May 14, 2023
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
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Mtumwa
Guest
May 8, 2023
😁 This just made my day!
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Apr 26, 2023
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Apr 17, 2023
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Apr 16, 2023
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
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Mwalimu
Guest
Apr 16, 2023
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
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Shukuru
Guest
Apr 13, 2023
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
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Shamim
Guest
Apr 12, 2023
😁 This made my day!
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Sarafina
Guest
Apr 10, 2023
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Apr 7, 2023
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Mar 29, 2023
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
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Shani
Guest
Mar 22, 2023
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Mar 14, 2023
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Mar 13, 2023
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Mar 11, 2023
😅 I needed that laugh!
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Shamim
Guest
Mar 10, 2023
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
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Athumani
Guest
Feb 23, 2023
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
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Masika
Guest
Feb 19, 2023
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Feb 14, 2023
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
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Grace Minja
Guest
Feb 14, 2023
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
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Rehema
Guest
Feb 4, 2023
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Feb 2, 2023
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
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Mazrui
Guest
Jan 25, 2023
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
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Mgeni
Guest
Jan 25, 2023
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Jan 8, 2023
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
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Shani
Guest
Jan 2, 2023
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
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Hassan
Guest
Jan 1, 2023
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Dec 30, 2022
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Dec 28, 2022
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
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Kijakazi
Guest
Dec 28, 2022
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
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Neema
Guest
Dec 13, 2022
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
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Mgeni
Guest
Dec 11, 2022
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
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Azima
Guest
Dec 9, 2022
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Dec 8, 2022
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Dec 6, 2022
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Nov 29, 2022
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
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Khatib
Guest
Nov 28, 2022
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Nov 26, 2022
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Yahya
Guest
Nov 21, 2022
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
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Amani
Guest
Nov 20, 2022
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Nov 18, 2022
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Nov 12, 2022
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Nov 11, 2022
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
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Mjaka
Guest
Oct 29, 2022
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Oct 24, 2022
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
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Kiza
Guest
Oct 23, 2022
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
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Mwafirika
Guest
Oct 15, 2022
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
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Asha
Guest
Oct 10, 2022
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
