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Thomas Mtaki
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Sep 30, 2023
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
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Mwanajuma
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Sep 27, 2023
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Sep 12, 2023
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Sep 12, 2023
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
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Neema
Guest
Sep 10, 2023
🤣 Pure genius!
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Sep 7, 2023
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Sep 6, 2023
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
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Furaha
Guest
Sep 6, 2023
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Jamila
Guest
Sep 3, 2023
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
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James Kimani
Guest
Sep 3, 2023
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
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Wande
Guest
Aug 30, 2023
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
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Bahati
Guest
Aug 27, 2023
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
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James Malima
Guest
Aug 23, 2023
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Aug 11, 2023
😄 You totally won the internet today!
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Mwalimu
Guest
Jul 1, 2023
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Jun 27, 2023
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
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Issa
Guest
Jun 21, 2023
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
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Mazrui
Guest
Jun 16, 2023
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Jun 15, 2023
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Jun 11, 2023
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Jun 1, 2023
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
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Habiba
Guest
May 14, 2023
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
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Khalifa
Guest
May 13, 2023
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Apr 28, 2023
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Apr 25, 2023
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Apr 20, 2023
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Apr 19, 2023
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
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Mwajabu
Guest
Apr 16, 2023
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
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Zawadi
Guest
Apr 11, 2023
🤣 Sharing this right now!
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John Malisa
Guest
Apr 10, 2023
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Apr 2, 2023
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Mar 24, 2023
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
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Habiba
Guest
Mar 21, 2023
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Mar 7, 2023
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Mar 1, 2023
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Feb 19, 2023
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Feb 12, 2023
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
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Ann Awino
Guest
Feb 2, 2023
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
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Chiku
Guest
Jan 25, 2023
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
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Amani
Guest
Jan 24, 2023
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
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James Mduma
Guest
Jan 13, 2023
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
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Kijakazi
Guest
Jan 10, 2023
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Jan 8, 2023
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
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Wande
Guest
Dec 30, 2022
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
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Chiku
Guest
Dec 24, 2022
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Dec 7, 2022
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
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Maneno
Guest
Dec 6, 2022
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Dec 5, 2022
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
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Abubakar
Guest
Dec 2, 2022
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
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George Wanjala
Guest
Nov 30, 2022
Thanks Ackyshine
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Yusuf
Guest
Nov 28, 2022
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
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Sultan
Guest
Nov 24, 2022
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Nov 15, 2022
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Oct 24, 2022
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Oct 22, 2022
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
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Abubakar
Guest
Oct 21, 2022
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
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Salum
Guest
Oct 8, 2022
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
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Zubeida
Guest
Oct 4, 2022
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
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Jabir
Guest
Sep 18, 2022
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
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Furaha
Guest
Sep 15, 2022
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
