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Peter Mwambui
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Sep 20, 2024
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Sep 16, 2024
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
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Jabir
Guest
Sep 13, 2024
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Sep 10, 2024
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
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Mhina
Guest
Sep 6, 2024
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
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John Mwangi
Guest
Sep 3, 2024
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
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Asha
Guest
Aug 31, 2024
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
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Abdullah
Guest
Aug 8, 2024
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Jul 30, 2024
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
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Omar
Guest
Jul 25, 2024
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
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Khatib
Guest
Jul 17, 2024
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
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Issack
Guest
Jul 10, 2024
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Jul 4, 2024
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
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Jabir
Guest
Jul 3, 2024
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
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David Ochieng
Guest
Jul 1, 2024
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Jun 23, 2024
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
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Nassar
Guest
Jun 11, 2024
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Jun 10, 2024
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Jun 9, 2024
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
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Jamila
Guest
Jun 8, 2024
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Jun 1, 2024
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Jun 1, 2024
😂 I need to save this one forever!
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Khalifa
Guest
May 8, 2024
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Apr 29, 2024
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Apr 23, 2024
😆 Bookmarking this!
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Amina
Guest
Apr 7, 2024
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Mariam
Guest
Apr 3, 2024
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Apr 2, 2024
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Mar 26, 2024
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Mar 24, 2024
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
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Binti
Guest
Mar 22, 2024
😆 This one really got me!
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Mar 20, 2024
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
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Khatib
Guest
Mar 12, 2024
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Mar 9, 2024
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Mar 2, 2024
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Mar 2, 2024
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Feb 14, 2024
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
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Fadhili
Guest
Feb 12, 2024
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Feb 3, 2024
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Jan 29, 2024
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Jan 24, 2024
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
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Juma
Guest
Jan 22, 2024
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Jan 18, 2024
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Jan 10, 2024
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Dec 31, 2023
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
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James Malima
Guest
Dec 28, 2023
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
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Victor Malima
Guest
Dec 26, 2023
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
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Asha
Guest
Dec 10, 2023
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Dec 10, 2023
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
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Sharifa
Guest
Dec 9, 2023
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
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Makame
Guest
Nov 24, 2023
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Nov 24, 2023
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Nov 20, 2023
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
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Halima
Guest
Nov 10, 2023
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
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Amani
Guest
Nov 6, 2023
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
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Mgeni
Guest
Oct 21, 2023
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Oct 20, 2023
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
