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Zakaria
Guest
Sep 29, 2023
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
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Rahim
Guest
Sep 28, 2023
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Sep 26, 2023
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
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Daudi
Guest
Sep 24, 2023
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Sep 23, 2023
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Sep 21, 2023
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Sep 6, 2023
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Sep 4, 2023
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Aug 30, 2023
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
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Yusra
Guest
Aug 25, 2023
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Aug 12, 2023
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Aug 4, 2023
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Jul 31, 2023
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Jul 11, 2023
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
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David Kawawa
Guest
Jul 10, 2023
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Jul 2, 2023
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Jul 1, 2023
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Abubakar
Guest
Jun 30, 2023
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Jun 24, 2023
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
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Abubakari
Guest
Jun 21, 2023
😅 I’m still laughing!
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Jun 19, 2023
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Samuel Were
Guest
Jun 18, 2023
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
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Omari
Guest
Jun 9, 2023
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Jun 6, 2023
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Apr 26, 2023
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
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Leila
Guest
Apr 23, 2023
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Apr 11, 2023
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Apr 5, 2023
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
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Jamal
Guest
Apr 2, 2023
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Apr 1, 2023
😅 I’m still cracking up!
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George Tenga
Guest
Mar 29, 2023
😂 Sharing right away!
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Shamim
Guest
Mar 25, 2023
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Mar 25, 2023
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Mar 21, 2023
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
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Mtumwa
Guest
Feb 5, 2023
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Feb 2, 2023
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
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Mariam
Guest
Jan 30, 2023
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
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Chiku
Guest
Jan 28, 2023
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Mwakisu
Guest
Jan 25, 2023
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Jan 22, 2023
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
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Abdillah
Guest
Jan 12, 2023
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Jan 6, 2023
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
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Zawadi
Guest
Jan 3, 2023
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
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Baraka
Guest
Jan 2, 2023
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Dec 24, 2022
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
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Mwagonda
Guest
Dec 23, 2022
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Dec 16, 2022
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Dec 12, 2022
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Dec 10, 2022
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Dec 2, 2022
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
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Habiba
Guest
Nov 30, 2022
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
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Mwafirika
Guest
Nov 28, 2022
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Nov 28, 2022
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Nov 22, 2022
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
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Hamida
Guest
Nov 18, 2022
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Nov 11, 2022
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
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Nassar
Guest
Nov 11, 2022
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
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Mtumwa
Guest
Oct 31, 2022
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Oct 21, 2022
🤣 Brilliant joke!
