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Kichekesho cha mtalii na mbongo

Author/Editor: Melkisedeck Leon Shine, 2015-2017: AckySHINE.com
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Duh! Sikubali bora mbavu zituume wote!

Watalii wana dharau sana bana, Mtalii alikodi boti akazunguka nayo kwenye mto Rufiji kuangalia mandhari, akamuuliza kijana anayeongoza boti, "Do you know Biology, Psychology and Anthropology?" Kijana akajibu "NO," Mtalii akamwambia "nothing you know under the sun? You are useless, and u'll die with your illiteracy!" baada ya muda boti ikaanza kuzama, kijana akamwambia mtalii "Do you know kuogelealogy and kusepalogy from mambalogy? Mtalii akajibu huku ametoa macho "No" kijana akamwambia "You will kufalogy and mambalogy wil eat your matakology because of your bad-mdomology..πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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Hashim (Guest) on April 8, 2022

Hii kichekesho ni ya kuhifadhi bila shaka! 😁

Jane Malecela (Guest) on March 21, 2022

πŸ˜ƒ Hali imeboreshwa papo hapo!

Nora Kidata (Guest) on February 24, 2022

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Joseph Kitine (Guest) on February 23, 2022

Hii imenikumbusha kicheko cha zamani! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜…

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on February 5, 2022

πŸ˜† Bado nacheka, siwezi kuacha!

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on February 2, 2022

Hii imenipa kicheko cha siku! πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜†

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on January 28, 2022

Mna talent ya jokes! πŸ‘πŸ˜‚

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on January 22, 2022

Hii kichekesho imenifurahisha sanaβ€”imebamba! 🀣

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on January 14, 2022

Hii ni kali kabisa! Siwezi kushiba! πŸ˜‚

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on January 12, 2022

Napenda jokes zenu! πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜…

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on December 29, 2021

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Anna Mahiga (Guest) on November 28, 2021

πŸ˜‚ Ninashiriki mara moja!

Rubea (Guest) on November 25, 2021

🀣 Hii imenigonga vizuri!

Ann Awino (Guest) on November 11, 2021

😁 Hii ni hazina ya kichekesho!

Saidi (Guest) on October 8, 2021

🀣 Ninaituma sasa hivi!

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on September 18, 2021

Umeimaliza kabisa, kichekesho gani! πŸ˜„

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on August 14, 2021

Hii joke imenikumbusha enzi zile! πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜‚

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Nimecheka hadi mbavu zinauma πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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πŸ˜† Hiyo punchline!

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πŸ˜‚ Nitaiiba hii bila shaka!

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on April 14, 2021

Nimecheka hadi nimesahau shida zangu! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜…

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on April 12, 2021

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Juma (Guest) on March 27, 2021

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Ninashiriki hii na marafiki zangu mara moja! πŸ˜†

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πŸ˜„ Umeimaliza kabisa!

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Arifa (Guest) on February 26, 2021

πŸ˜„ Kichekesho kamili!

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πŸ˜‚ Sijacheka hivi kwa muda mrefu sana!

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Ucheshi wenu ni wa hali ya juu sana! πŸ‘πŸ€£

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πŸ˜‚ Siwezi kuacha kucheka!

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on January 5, 2021

Huu ucheshi hauna kifani! 🀣πŸ”₯

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on December 5, 2020

Nimecheka hadi machozi yanatoka! 🀣😭

Irene Makena (Guest) on November 9, 2020

Hii kichekesho ilikuwa bora! Nimeipenda! 🎯

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on November 6, 2020

Umetisha! πŸ‘ŒπŸ˜‚

Shamim (Guest) on November 4, 2020

πŸ˜‚ Lazima nihifadhi hii!

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Edward Lowassa (Guest) on October 12, 2020

πŸ˜† Ninacheka sana sasa hivi!

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Michael Onyango (Guest) on September 17, 2020

πŸ˜… Nilihitaji hii!

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on September 5, 2020

Nimecheka hadi nina furaha sana! 🀣😊

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David Kawawa (Guest) on August 25, 2020

πŸ˜… Bado nacheka!

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Bado nacheka, hiyo ilikuwa nzuri sana! 🀣

Anna Malela (Guest) on August 14, 2020

πŸ˜† Siwezi kuacha kucheka!

James Malima (Guest) on August 12, 2020

πŸ˜† Hiyo punchline ilikuwa kali!

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πŸ˜„ Siwezi hata kupumua, ni kichekesho sana!

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πŸ˜† Kali sana!

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πŸ˜† Nacheka hadi chini sasa hivi!

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