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Maimuna
Guest
Jan 2, 2023
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
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Wande
Guest
Dec 31, 2022
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Dec 30, 2022
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
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Bahati
Guest
Dec 28, 2022
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
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Rukia
Guest
Dec 24, 2022
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Dec 17, 2022
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Dec 14, 2022
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
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James Kimani
Guest
Dec 14, 2022
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Dec 9, 2022
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Dec 2, 2022
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
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Nasra
Guest
Nov 25, 2022
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
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David Musyoka
Guest
Nov 10, 2022
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
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Habiba
Guest
Nov 5, 2022
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Oct 31, 2022
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
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Kheri
Guest
Oct 16, 2022
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
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Zuhura
Guest
Oct 14, 2022
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Oct 12, 2022
😄 You got me!
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Oct 2, 2022
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Sep 29, 2022
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
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Mwachumu
Guest
Sep 24, 2022
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
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George Mallya
Guest
Sep 12, 2022
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
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Samuel Were
Guest
Sep 11, 2022
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Sep 7, 2022
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
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Baraka
Guest
Sep 1, 2022
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
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Zakaria
Guest
Aug 28, 2022
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Aug 27, 2022
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
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George Tenga
Guest
Aug 20, 2022
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Aug 13, 2022
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
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Zakaria
Guest
Aug 5, 2022
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
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Nassar
Guest
Aug 3, 2022
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Jul 27, 2022
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
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Shamim
Guest
Jul 26, 2022
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Jul 18, 2022
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Jul 16, 2022
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
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Issack
Guest
Jul 11, 2022
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Jul 9, 2022
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
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Nashon
Guest
Jun 5, 2022
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Jun 5, 2022
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
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Khadija
Guest
Jun 2, 2022
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
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Wande
Guest
May 24, 2022
😆 That punchline was epic!
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
May 22, 2022
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
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Safiya
Guest
May 16, 2022
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
May 14, 2022
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
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Mchawi
Guest
May 13, 2022
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Apr 19, 2022
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
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Maulid
Guest
Apr 17, 2022
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Apr 13, 2022
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
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Majid
Guest
Mar 28, 2022
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Mar 21, 2022
😄 What a joke!
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Mar 20, 2022
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Mar 14, 2022
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Mar 9, 2022
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
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Abubakari
Guest
Feb 15, 2022
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Feb 14, 2022
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
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Muslima
Guest
Feb 14, 2022
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
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David Kawawa
Guest
Feb 11, 2022
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Feb 9, 2022
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Jan 18, 2022
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
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Amina
Guest
Jan 16, 2022
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
