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Mwajabu
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Sep 23, 2024
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
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Nancy Kabura
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Sep 10, 2024
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
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Christopher Oloo
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Sep 2, 2024
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
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Selemani
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Aug 26, 2024
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
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Yahya
Guest
Aug 23, 2024
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Aug 20, 2024
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
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Khadija
Guest
Aug 9, 2024
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Aug 8, 2024
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
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Stephen Kikwete
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Jul 31, 2024
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Jul 31, 2024
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
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Salum
Guest
Jul 22, 2024
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Jul 19, 2024
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Jul 7, 2024
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
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Masika
Guest
Jul 6, 2024
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Jun 28, 2024
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
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Muslima
Guest
Jun 24, 2024
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Jun 23, 2024
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Jun 23, 2024
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
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Sofia
Guest
Jun 21, 2024
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
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Mwagonda
Guest
Jun 16, 2024
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
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Ibrahim
Guest
Jun 11, 2024
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
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Kazija
Guest
May 22, 2024
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
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Brian Karanja
Guest
May 19, 2024
😆 Bookmarking this!
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Rehema
Guest
May 15, 2024
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
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Makame
Guest
May 2, 2024
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
May 2, 2024
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Apr 6, 2024
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
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George Tenga
Guest
Apr 5, 2024
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Mar 30, 2024
🤣 This joke is too good!
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Mar 27, 2024
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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David Sokoine
Guest
Mar 27, 2024
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Mar 26, 2024
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Mar 24, 2024
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
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Rabia
Guest
Mar 12, 2024
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Khamis
Guest
Mar 9, 2024
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Mar 5, 2024
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Mar 3, 2024
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Feb 26, 2024
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Feb 24, 2024
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
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Zubeida
Guest
Feb 20, 2024
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Feb 17, 2024
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
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Mustafa
Guest
Feb 14, 2024
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Feb 12, 2024
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
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David Nyerere
Guest
Feb 10, 2024
😂 Can't stop laughing!
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Feb 8, 2024
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Feb 7, 2024
😄 You got me!
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Feb 2, 2024
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Jan 21, 2024
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Jan 20, 2024
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Jan 12, 2024
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Jan 8, 2024
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
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John Lissu
Guest
Jan 4, 2024
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
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Halimah
Guest
Dec 23, 2023
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Dec 18, 2023
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Dec 14, 2023
😂 I need to save this one forever!
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Maida
Guest
Nov 29, 2023
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
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Kijakazi
Guest
Nov 27, 2023
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
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Saidi
Guest
Nov 19, 2023
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
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Yusuf
Guest
Nov 12, 2023
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Nov 11, 2023
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
