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Zawadi
Guest
Dec 2, 2022
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Nov 24, 2022
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
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Husna
Guest
Nov 16, 2022
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
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Ibrahim
Guest
Nov 16, 2022
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
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Shamim
Guest
Nov 10, 2022
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Nov 6, 2022
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
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Rubea
Guest
Nov 5, 2022
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
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Masika
Guest
Oct 29, 2022
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
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Daudi
Guest
Oct 22, 2022
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Sep 12, 2022
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Sep 5, 2022
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
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Frank Macha
Guest
Sep 5, 2022
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Sep 4, 2022
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
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Fadhili
Guest
Sep 3, 2022
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
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Furaha
Guest
Aug 25, 2022
😆 That punchline was epic!
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Aug 21, 2022
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Aug 20, 2022
😂 I’m saving this one!
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Raha
Guest
Aug 19, 2022
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
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Mtumwa
Guest
Aug 13, 2022
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
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Amina
Guest
Aug 8, 2022
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Aug 2, 2022
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
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Rabia
Guest
Jul 29, 2022
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
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Josephine
Guest
Jul 25, 2022
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Victor Malima
Guest
Jul 5, 2022
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
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Zuhura
Guest
Jun 28, 2022
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
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Mjaka
Guest
Jun 24, 2022
😄 Too good!
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Jun 11, 2022
Thanks Ackyshine
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Jun 8, 2022
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
May 29, 2022
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
May 19, 2022
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
May 17, 2022
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
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Jaffar
Guest
May 2, 2022
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
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Aziza
Guest
Apr 27, 2022
😂 I need to save this one forever!
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Jaffar
Guest
Apr 23, 2022
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
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Tabu
Guest
Apr 20, 2022
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
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Safiya
Guest
Apr 5, 2022
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
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Sarafina
Guest
Apr 4, 2022
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
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Shamsa
Guest
Apr 3, 2022
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Mar 29, 2022
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
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John Kamande
Guest
Mar 17, 2022
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Mar 3, 2022
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
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James Kimani
Guest
Feb 18, 2022
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Feb 3, 2022
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Jan 30, 2022
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
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Omar
Guest
Jan 28, 2022
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
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Yahya
Guest
Jan 25, 2022
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
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David Kawawa
Guest
Jan 17, 2022
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Jan 6, 2022
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Jan 4, 2022
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Dec 18, 2021
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Dec 18, 2021
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Dec 7, 2021
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Dec 3, 2021
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
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Anna Malela
Guest
Nov 26, 2021
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
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Halima
Guest
Nov 8, 2021
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
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Majid
Guest
Nov 5, 2021
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
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Sumaya
Guest
Nov 2, 2021
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Oct 26, 2021
😆 Rolling on the floor!
