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Nancy Komba
Guest
Sep 20, 2024
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. ๐ชโ
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Sep 16, 2024
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! ๐ฆ๐ด
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Rubea
Guest
Sep 15, 2024
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. ๐ค๐
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Rehema
Guest
Sep 9, 2024
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! ๐ ๐ง
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Mwalimu
Guest
Aug 30, 2024
Whatโs a snowmanโs favorite snack? Ice Krispies! โ๐
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Aug 24, 2024
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. ๐๐
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Daudi
Guest
Aug 22, 2024
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
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Kijakazi
Guest
Aug 18, 2024
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. ๐๐
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Aug 11, 2024
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
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John Malisa
Guest
Aug 7, 2024
What do you call a boomerang that doesnโt come back? A stick! ๐ช๐ฟ
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Fadhila
Guest
Aug 4, 2024
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, Iโd be rich... and probably still hungry. ๐๐ต
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Jul 28, 2024
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. ๐
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Aziza
Guest
Jul 26, 2024
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. ๐๐
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Athumani
Guest
Jul 25, 2024
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. ๐๐
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Jul 4, 2024
I havenโt lost my mind. Itโs backed up on a hard drive somewhere. ๐พ๐คฏ
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Jaffar
Guest
Jun 27, 2024
I love long walks, especially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Jun 21, 2024
This is pure comedy gold! ๐
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Jun 1, 2024
You know youโre getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. ๐๐ฅ
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Ndoto
Guest
May 26, 2024
Iโve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ๐๐
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
May 25, 2024
I canโt adult today. Please donโt make me adult. ๐ฌ๐งธ
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
May 21, 2024
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. ๐ฉ๐
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
May 17, 2024
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! ๐ป๐
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Abubakari
Guest
May 15, 2024
Whatโs Beethovenโs favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! ๐น๐
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
May 14, 2024
Iโm not arguing, Iโm just explaining why Iโm right. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
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Issack
Guest
May 1, 2024
Thereโs no 'we' in fries. ๐๐ซ
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Apr 27, 2024
Iโd rather be someoneโs shot of whiskey than everyoneโs cup of tea. ๐ฅโ
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Apr 19, 2024
Why canโt you trust stairs? Because theyโre always up to something! ๐๐ค
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Apr 15, 2024
๐ I havenโt laughed this hard in a while!
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Kheri
Guest
Apr 5, 2024
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? ๐๏ธ๐ง
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Apr 2, 2024
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. โณ๐โโ๏ธ
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Mar 18, 2024
๐คฃ That punchline was unexpected!
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Rahma
Guest
Mar 16, 2024
Why donโt lobsters ever share? Theyโre too shellfish! ๐ฆ๐
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Mar 10, 2024
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. ๐๐
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Feb 21, 2024
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! ๐งธ๐ฐ
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Feb 13, 2024
If Cinderellaโs shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? ๐ ๐ค
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Feb 3, 2024
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ๐๐ท
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Biashara
Guest
Jan 20, 2024
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
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Yusuf
Guest
Jan 8, 2024
I love my computer because my friends live in it. ๐ป๐
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Jan 7, 2024
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I donโt know Y. ๐ ๐ค
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Dec 22, 2023
Iโm writing a book. Iโve got the page numbers done. ๐๐
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Fadhili
Guest
Dec 13, 2023
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ๐ฉโ
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Mwakisu
Guest
Dec 11, 2023
Iโm not procrastinating, Iโm just on a procrastination break. โณ๐
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Khatib
Guest
Nov 29, 2023
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. ๐ก๐
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James Malima
Guest
Nov 25, 2023
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. ๐ผ๐ด
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Nov 17, 2023
๐ Canโt wait to share this!
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Fikiri
Guest
Nov 8, 2023
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! ๐๐๏ธโโ๏ธ
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Nov 7, 2023
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! ๐ฑ๐
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Nov 5, 2023
I havenโt even gone to bed yet, and I already canโt wait to come home from work tomorrow. ๐๐
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Oct 25, 2023
Why are spiders great at websites? Because theyโre always catching bugs! ๐ท๏ธ๐ป
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Oct 5, 2023
๐คฃ This joke is just too good!
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Oct 5, 2023
I like long walksโespecially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
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Mgeni
Guest
Oct 2, 2023
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! ๐ฑ๐ฑ๏ธ
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Sep 22, 2023
I like long walks, especially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Sep 19, 2023
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. ๐ธ๐๏ธ
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Sep 18, 2023
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Whereโs my tractor? ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
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John Lissu
Guest
Sep 13, 2023
๐คฃ This joke just made my whole day!
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Abdillah
Guest
Sep 12, 2023
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! ๐โ๏ธ
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Sep 12, 2023
Iโve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
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James Kimani
Guest
Sep 10, 2023
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! ๐ธ๐ป
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Nashon
Guest
Sep 5, 2023
Iโm on a whiskey diet. Iโve lost three days already. ๐ฅ๐
