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John Kamande
Guest
Sep 30, 2022
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
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James Kimani
Guest
Sep 30, 2022
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Sep 27, 2022
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Sep 18, 2022
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Sep 17, 2022
😄 You got me good!
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Kiza
Guest
Sep 13, 2022
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Sep 6, 2022
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Sep 5, 2022
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Sep 2, 2022
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Sep 2, 2022
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Aug 28, 2022
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
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Mwanais
Guest
Aug 26, 2022
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
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Jaffar
Guest
Aug 24, 2022
😂 I need to save this one forever!
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Aug 11, 2022
🤣 Pure genius!
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Mwalimu
Guest
Aug 6, 2022
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Aziza
Guest
Jul 17, 2022
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Jul 14, 2022
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Jul 13, 2022
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
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Mwachumu
Guest
Jul 2, 2022
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Jun 24, 2022
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Jun 23, 2022
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Jun 23, 2022
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
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Mchuma
Guest
Jun 21, 2022
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Jun 17, 2022
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Jun 10, 2022
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
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Mwalimu
Guest
Jun 5, 2022
😃 Instant mood boost!
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Jun 3, 2022
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Jun 1, 2022
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
May 20, 2022
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
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Anna Mchome
Guest
May 9, 2022
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Apr 28, 2022
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
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Grace Minja
Guest
Apr 23, 2022
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Apr 23, 2022
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Apr 23, 2022
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
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Tambwe
Guest
Apr 23, 2022
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Binti
Guest
Apr 17, 2022
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Apr 13, 2022
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
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Jabir
Guest
Apr 10, 2022
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Apr 7, 2022
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Apr 4, 2022
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
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Zainab
Guest
Apr 3, 2022
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
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Abdullah
Guest
Mar 29, 2022
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
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Zawadi
Guest
Mar 29, 2022
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Mar 1, 2022
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
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George Ndungu
Guest
Feb 28, 2022
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Feb 26, 2022
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Feb 22, 2022
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
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Khadija
Guest
Feb 12, 2022
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
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Jamal
Guest
Feb 9, 2022
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
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Maimuna
Guest
Feb 5, 2022
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Feb 4, 2022
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
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Saidi
Guest
Jan 9, 2022
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
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Farida
Guest
Jan 9, 2022
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
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Zulekha
Guest
Jan 4, 2022
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
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Jamal
Guest
Jan 1, 2022
😁 Added to my favorites!
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Dec 30, 2021
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
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Nassar
Guest
Dec 26, 2021
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
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Sultan
Guest
Dec 23, 2021
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
