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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Sep 21, 2024
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Sep 19, 2024
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Sep 19, 2024
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
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Raha
Guest
Sep 12, 2024
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Sep 9, 2024
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Sep 3, 2024
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
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Abdullah
Guest
Aug 30, 2024
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Aug 10, 2024
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
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Maimuna
Guest
Aug 8, 2024
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Aug 4, 2024
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
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Abdullah
Guest
Aug 1, 2024
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
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Zuhura
Guest
Aug 1, 2024
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
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Shani
Guest
Jul 24, 2024
Thanks Ackyshine
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Shukuru
Guest
Jul 15, 2024
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Jul 12, 2024
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Jul 10, 2024
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
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Mhina
Guest
Jul 10, 2024
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
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Ahmed
Guest
Jul 9, 2024
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Jun 6, 2024
😆 Totally hilarious!
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
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Shabani
Guest
May 23, 2024
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
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Charles Mchome
Guest
May 21, 2024
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
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Mary Njeri
Guest
May 8, 2024
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
May 6, 2024
😃 Instant mood boost!
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Apr 29, 2024
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Apr 29, 2024
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Apr 26, 2024
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Apr 23, 2024
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Apr 22, 2024
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Apr 21, 2024
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
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Rukia
Guest
Apr 19, 2024
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
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Kassim
Guest
Apr 15, 2024
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Apr 14, 2024
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Apr 10, 2024
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Mar 26, 2024
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
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George Tenga
Guest
Mar 24, 2024
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
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Majid
Guest
Mar 17, 2024
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Mar 16, 2024
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
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Frank Macha
Guest
Mar 15, 2024
😂 So funny!
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Mar 14, 2024
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
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Arifa
Guest
Mar 5, 2024
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
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Amani
Guest
Mar 1, 2024
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
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Muslima
Guest
Feb 16, 2024
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Feb 12, 2024
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
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Mchawi
Guest
Feb 11, 2024
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
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Mwajabu
Guest
Feb 7, 2024
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
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Leila
Guest
Jan 26, 2024
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Jan 17, 2024
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
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Rukia
Guest
Jan 15, 2024
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Jan 8, 2024
😆 This one really got me!
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Jan 5, 2024
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
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John Malisa
Guest
Jan 1, 2024
😂 This joke just made my day!
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Azima
Guest
Dec 27, 2023
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
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Khatib
Guest
Dec 25, 2023
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
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Baraka
Guest
Dec 23, 2023
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Dec 7, 2023
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Nov 21, 2023
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
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Rahim
Guest
Nov 12, 2023
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Nov 9, 2023
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
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John Malisa
Guest
Nov 8, 2023
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
