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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Oct 23, 2022
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
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Amina
Guest
Oct 18, 2022
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
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Tambwe
Guest
Oct 16, 2022
😄 You got me good!
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Sultan
Guest
Sep 30, 2022
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Sep 24, 2022
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Rabia
Guest
Aug 31, 2022
😂 Sharing right away!
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Aug 30, 2022
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Aug 27, 2022
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Aug 26, 2022
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Aug 22, 2022
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Aug 17, 2022
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Aug 14, 2022
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Aug 8, 2022
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
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Ibrahim
Guest
Aug 7, 2022
😂 Can't stop laughing!
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Shamim
Guest
Aug 6, 2022
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Jul 29, 2022
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Jul 27, 2022
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Jul 26, 2022
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
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Sarafina
Guest
Jul 26, 2022
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Jul 20, 2022
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Jul 12, 2022
🤣 Brilliant joke!
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Victor Malima
Guest
Jul 4, 2022
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
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Maida
Guest
Jul 2, 2022
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Jun 25, 2022
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Jun 24, 2022
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Jun 19, 2022
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
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Robert Okello
Guest
Jun 19, 2022
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Jun 15, 2022
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
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Athumani
Guest
Jun 8, 2022
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
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Jamal
Guest
May 29, 2022
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
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Wande
Guest
May 25, 2022
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
May 19, 2022
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
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Abubakar
Guest
May 13, 2022
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
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Kevin Maina
Guest
May 2, 2022
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
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Raha
Guest
Apr 30, 2022
Thanks Ackyshine
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Apr 30, 2022
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Apr 24, 2022
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Apr 20, 2022
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Apr 14, 2022
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Apr 6, 2022
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Mar 31, 2022
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
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Jafari
Guest
Mar 25, 2022
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
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Yahya
Guest
Mar 6, 2022
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
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Khadija
Guest
Feb 21, 2022
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Feb 18, 2022
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
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Bahati
Guest
Feb 14, 2022
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Feb 8, 2022
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Feb 3, 2022
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Jan 22, 2022
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
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Farida
Guest
Jan 19, 2022
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
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Sekela
Guest
Jan 18, 2022
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
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Mwinyi
Guest
Jan 13, 2022
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Jan 5, 2022
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Jan 1, 2022
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
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James Kawawa
Guest
Dec 7, 2021
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
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Kazija
Guest
Dec 3, 2021
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
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Juma
Guest
Nov 28, 2021
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
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Mariam
Guest
Nov 27, 2021
😅 I needed that!
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Nov 14, 2021
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Nov 10, 2021
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
