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Betty Cheruiyot
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Sep 23, 2024
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
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Mwanais
Guest
Sep 13, 2024
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Mtumwa
Guest
Sep 7, 2024
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Sep 4, 2024
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Aug 29, 2024
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Aug 27, 2024
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
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Fadhili
Guest
Aug 27, 2024
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Aug 26, 2024
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
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David Musyoka
Guest
Aug 21, 2024
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
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Abdillah
Guest
Aug 9, 2024
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Aug 9, 2024
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Zawadi
Guest
Aug 9, 2024
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
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Abubakar
Guest
Aug 3, 2024
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
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Yahya
Guest
Jul 31, 2024
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Jul 28, 2024
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
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Nassar
Guest
Jul 26, 2024
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
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Mzee
Guest
Jul 22, 2024
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
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Halima
Guest
Jul 13, 2024
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Jul 10, 2024
😄 Nailed it!
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Mwachumu
Guest
Jun 25, 2024
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
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George Ndungu
Guest
Jun 25, 2024
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Jun 23, 2024
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Jun 13, 2024
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
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John Lissu
Guest
Jun 12, 2024
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
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Tambwe
Guest
May 27, 2024
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
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Mwanahawa
Guest
May 26, 2024
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
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Kassim
Guest
May 20, 2024
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
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Khalifa
Guest
May 12, 2024
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
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Mwanaidi
Guest
May 7, 2024
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
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George Tenga
Guest
May 2, 2024
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
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Grace Mligo
Guest
May 1, 2024
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
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Sumaya
Guest
Apr 22, 2024
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
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John Lissu
Guest
Apr 18, 2024
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
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John Lissu
Guest
Apr 15, 2024
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
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Zakaria
Guest
Mar 17, 2024
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
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Omari
Guest
Mar 16, 2024
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
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Anna Malela
Guest
Mar 8, 2024
😂 This is too funny!
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Mwagonda
Guest
Feb 28, 2024
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Feb 17, 2024
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
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Makame
Guest
Feb 14, 2024
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Jan 26, 2024
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Jan 14, 2024
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
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Husna
Guest
Jan 12, 2024
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Jan 10, 2024
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Jan 5, 2024
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
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Ahmed
Guest
Jan 5, 2024
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Jan 2, 2024
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Dec 26, 2023
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
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Shukuru
Guest
Dec 13, 2023
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
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Mazrui
Guest
Dec 8, 2023
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
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Mwanais
Guest
Dec 5, 2023
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Dec 4, 2023
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
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James Kawawa
Guest
Dec 1, 2023
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
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Husna
Guest
Nov 29, 2023
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Nov 14, 2023
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Nov 14, 2023
😄 Perfect joke!
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David Kawawa
Guest
Nov 8, 2023
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
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Mwanais
Guest
Nov 8, 2023
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Nov 8, 2023
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Nov 5, 2023
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
