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Mwanahawa
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Nov 7, 2022
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! π¦π΄
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Oct 30, 2022
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! π¨ββοΈπ
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Janet Mbithe
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Oct 17, 2022
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? πΊπ
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Shabani
Guest
Oct 8, 2022
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! ππ₯
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Janet Sumari
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Oct 3, 2022
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. ππ¨βπΌ
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Rose Amukowa
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Sep 30, 2022
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! β±οΈπ
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Selemani
Guest
Sep 21, 2022
π Perfect joke!
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Sep 16, 2022
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! π§Ήπ
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Sep 9, 2022
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! ππ
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Sep 7, 2022
Why donβt lobsters ever share? Theyβre too shellfish! π¦π
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Aug 27, 2022
π€£ This one got me good!
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Kheri
Guest
Aug 16, 2022
π Iβm sending this to everyone I know!
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Aug 15, 2022
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! π»π
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Aug 13, 2022
Iβm not late. Iβm just very early for tomorrow. β°π
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Mwajuma
Guest
Aug 9, 2022
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! πβ€οΈ
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Aug 9, 2022
π Totally didnβt see that coming!
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Farida
Guest
Aug 6, 2022
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. π¦ΈββοΈπͺ
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Amani
Guest
Jul 15, 2022
Haha, this joke is a keeper! π
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Jul 11, 2022
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! πβοΈ
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Jul 4, 2022
I canβt adult today. Please donβt make me adult. π¬π§Έ
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Halima
Guest
Jun 8, 2022
Whatβs a skeletonβs least favorite room in the house? The living room! πποΈ
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John Mwangi
Guest
May 29, 2022
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. ππͺ
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Peter Otieno
Guest
May 28, 2022
I wonβt be impressed with technology until I can download food. ππ»
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
May 27, 2022
π€£ This joke is just too good!
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
May 25, 2022
Iβm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. π§©π€―
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Charles Mchome
Guest
May 23, 2022
If Cinderellaβs shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? π π€
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Issa
Guest
May 11, 2022
Love this! Keep them coming! π
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Grace Minja
Guest
May 1, 2022
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. ππ₯
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
May 1, 2022
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. π€π
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Apr 28, 2022
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! β°π
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Apr 25, 2022
My alone time is for everyoneβs safety. π·π
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Apr 14, 2022
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? ππ
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Apr 11, 2022
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! π°
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Rukia
Guest
Apr 9, 2022
Iβve got to save this one, too funny! π
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Issa
Guest
Mar 6, 2022
Why canβt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheβll let it go! πβοΈ
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Mar 3, 2022
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! π€£
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Sultan
Guest
Feb 16, 2022
The road to success is always under construction. π§ποΈ
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Feb 16, 2022
I like long walks, especially when theyβre taken by people who annoy me. πΆββοΈπ
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Feb 16, 2022
This joke is too funny, Iβm sharing it with everyone! π
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Masika
Guest
Feb 14, 2022
Why donβt we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! π½π
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Mwinyi
Guest
Feb 7, 2022
I donβt care what the question is. The answer is pizza. ππ€€
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Farida
Guest
Feb 6, 2022
I like long walksβespecially when theyβre taken by people who annoy me. πΆββοΈπ
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Sumaya
Guest
Feb 1, 2022
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! ππ
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Shani
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Jan 26, 2022
If Monday had a face, Iβd punch it. π₯π
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Jan 20, 2022
π This is a keeper!
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James Malima
Guest
Jan 8, 2022
I thought growing old would take longer. ππ΅
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Jan 8, 2022
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! π§Ήβ°
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Jan 4, 2022
I love sleep because itβs like a time machine to breakfast. ποΈπ₯
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Athumani
Guest
Jan 3, 2022
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! π₯π
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Arifa
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Dec 18, 2021
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Youβre too young to smoke! π π
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Dec 18, 2021
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. ππ
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Zubeida
Guest
Dec 8, 2021
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! πβ°
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Raha
Guest
Dec 5, 2021
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! ππ
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Dec 4, 2021
Donβt give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! π΄π€
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Kahina
Guest
Nov 21, 2021
I donβt need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ποΈπββοΈ
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Saidi
Guest
Nov 20, 2021
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ποΈπββοΈ
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Mwafirika
Guest
Nov 20, 2021
Iβm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. π΄π
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Nov 19, 2021
Why donβt ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! ππ
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John Malisa
Guest
Nov 17, 2021
π Instant mood boost!
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Nov 13, 2021
π Definitely my new go-to joke!