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Elizabeth Malima
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Sep 6, 2024
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! ๐ธ๐
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Ruth Mtangi
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Sep 5, 2024
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. ๐ช๐
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Fadhila
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Sep 4, 2024
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeรฑo business! ๐ถ๏ธ๐คญ
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David Musyoka
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Aug 29, 2024
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! ๐๐๏ธ
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Neema
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Aug 12, 2024
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because theyโre always stuffed! ๐งธ๐ฝ๏ธ
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Violet Mumo
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Aug 3, 2024
Why donโt eggs tell jokes? Theyโd crack each other up! ๐ฅ๐คฃ
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Jul 29, 2024
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. ๐๐งโโ๏ธ
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Wande
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Jul 27, 2024
Donโt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. ๐ค
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Baridi
Guest
Jun 26, 2024
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! ๐๐
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Rubea
Guest
Jun 15, 2024
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. โฐ๐ผ
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Samuel Omondi
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Jun 15, 2024
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. ๐ญ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ
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George Tenga
Guest
Jun 13, 2024
Thereโs no 'we' in fries. ๐๐ซ
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Safiya
Guest
Jun 9, 2024
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. ๐ฉณ๐
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Jun 9, 2024
๐ Mood instantly lifted!
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Grace Minja
Guest
Jun 5, 2024
๐ Added to my favorites!
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Aziza
Guest
Jun 2, 2024
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! ๐๐ฅ
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Jane Malecela
Guest
May 4, 2024
๐คฃ Iโm literally dying of laughter!
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Ibrahim
Guest
May 2, 2024
If stress burned calories, Iโd be a supermodel. ๐ฅ๐
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Ibrahim
Guest
Apr 28, 2024
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite exercise? The plank! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ฆต
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Rahma
Guest
Apr 25, 2024
Iโd give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. ๐๐ค
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Apr 24, 2024
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. ๐ง๐ค
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Apr 13, 2024
Whatโs a ghostโs favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! ๐ป๐ฅง
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Ibrahim
Guest
Mar 22, 2024
I canโt cook, but I can follow directionsโso if I fail, itโs the recipeโs fault. ๐ณ๐คทโโ๏ธ
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Arifa
Guest
Mar 20, 2024
I donโt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. โ๐
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Rubea
Guest
Mar 9, 2024
๐ Iโm still laughing, canโt stop!
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Hawa
Guest
Mar 7, 2024
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. ๐๐
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Mar 2, 2024
I dusted once. It came back. Iโm not falling for that again. ๐งน๐
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Rahma
Guest
Feb 22, 2024
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! ๐
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Safiya
Guest
Feb 21, 2024
I love long walks, especially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Feb 20, 2024
Iโm writing a book. Iโve got the page numbers done. ๐โ๏ธ
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Frank Macha
Guest
Feb 18, 2024
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, theyโd be bagels! ๐ฅฏ๐
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Feb 14, 2024
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because theyโre transparent! ๐ป๐คฅ
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Feb 9, 2024
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! ๐
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Maimuna
Guest
Feb 4, 2024
This is pure comedy gold! ๐
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Baraka
Guest
Jan 27, 2024
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. ๐ก๐
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James Malima
Guest
Jan 21, 2024
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! ๐งธ๐ฐ
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Jan 6, 2024
Why donโt skeletons fight each other? They donโt have the guts. ๐๐ฅ
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Wande
Guest
Jan 4, 2024
I canโt adult today. Please donโt make me adult. ๐ฌ๐งธ
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Jan 4, 2024
Sarcasm is the bodyโs natural defense against stupidity. ๐๐ก๏ธ
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Jafari
Guest
Dec 24, 2023
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. ๐ฅ๐ฉ
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Dec 23, 2023
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. ๐ฎ๐ค
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Dec 22, 2023
If you canโt handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. ๐๐คฏ
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Athumani
Guest
Dec 21, 2023
Iโm not procrastinating, Iโm just on a procrastination break. โณ๐
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Hamida
Guest
Dec 16, 2023
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! ๐โจ
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Dec 9, 2023
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! ๐งน๐
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Dec 5, 2023
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! ๐ช๐ฅ
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Masika
Guest
Nov 29, 2023
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. ๐๐ฌ
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Sarah Karani
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Nov 20, 2023
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐
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Umi
Guest
Nov 12, 2023
๐ Iโm completely obsessed with this!
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Leila
Guest
Nov 11, 2023
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ๐๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Nov 7, 2023
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. ๐๐จโ๐ผ
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Nov 4, 2023
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
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Chum
Guest
Oct 29, 2023
This joke was on point! Love it! ๐ฏ
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Jabir
Guest
Oct 19, 2023
๐คฃ That twist at the end, though!
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Oct 19, 2023
Whatโs black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! ๐ฐ๐ค
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Oct 19, 2023
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while Iโm talking on it. ๐ฑ๐คฆโโ๏ธ
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Rose Kiwanga
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Oct 17, 2023
๐คฃ Didnโt see that coming!
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Zakia
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Oct 16, 2023
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. ๐๏ธ๐
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Patrick Kidata
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Oct 9, 2023
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. ๐๐งน
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Tabu
Guest
Oct 6, 2023
Iโm definitely sharing this with my friends! ๐
