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Dorothy Nkya
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Oct 12, 2022
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
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Jafari
Guest
Oct 12, 2022
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Oct 10, 2022
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
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Ibrahim
Guest
Oct 8, 2022
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
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Hashim
Guest
Oct 2, 2022
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
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Mhina
Guest
Sep 20, 2022
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Sep 12, 2022
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Sep 4, 2022
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
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John Lissu
Guest
Sep 1, 2022
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Aug 31, 2022
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
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Jaffar
Guest
Aug 9, 2022
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Aug 6, 2022
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
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George Wanjala
Guest
Aug 1, 2022
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
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David Ochieng
Guest
Jul 19, 2022
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
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Mwanais
Guest
Jul 19, 2022
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
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Halima
Guest
Jul 18, 2022
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
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Mzee
Guest
Jul 12, 2022
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
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Khatib
Guest
Jul 6, 2022
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Jul 5, 2022
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Jul 2, 2022
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Jun 26, 2022
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Jun 24, 2022
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
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Hassan
Guest
Jun 20, 2022
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Jun 14, 2022
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Jun 12, 2022
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Jun 8, 2022
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Jun 7, 2022
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Jun 1, 2022
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
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Rashid
Guest
Jun 1, 2022
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
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Mwanaidha
Guest
May 17, 2022
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Halima
Guest
May 13, 2022
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
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Mwafirika
Guest
Apr 9, 2022
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
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Kijakazi
Guest
Apr 7, 2022
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
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James Kimani
Guest
Apr 6, 2022
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
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Yusuf
Guest
Apr 4, 2022
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Leila
Guest
Apr 3, 2022
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
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Selemani
Guest
Mar 29, 2022
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
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Yusra
Guest
Mar 27, 2022
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Mar 11, 2022
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
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Mwafirika
Guest
Feb 27, 2022
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Feb 20, 2022
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Robert Okello
Guest
Feb 7, 2022
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
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Nyota
Guest
Feb 6, 2022
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Feb 4, 2022
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Jan 31, 2022
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Jan 27, 2022
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
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Halima
Guest
Jan 21, 2022
😄 You totally won the internet today!
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Jan 16, 2022
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Jan 13, 2022
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Jan 11, 2022
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
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Amina
Guest
Jan 8, 2022
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
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David Kawawa
Guest
Jan 4, 2022
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
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Rehema
Guest
Dec 29, 2021
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Dec 28, 2021
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Dec 12, 2021
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
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George Wanjala
Guest
Nov 28, 2021
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
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Josephine
Guest
Nov 24, 2021
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
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Kijakazi
Guest
Nov 18, 2021
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
