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Dorothy Nkya
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Oct 12, 2022
I wonโt be impressed with technology until I can download food. ๐๐ป
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Jafari
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Oct 12, 2022
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! ๐๐
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Peter Mwambui
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Oct 10, 2022
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! ๐๐ป
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Ibrahim
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Oct 8, 2022
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! ๐๐จ
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Hashim
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Oct 2, 2022
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iโm not too sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ
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Mhina
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Sep 20, 2022
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
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Janet Mbithe
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Sep 12, 2022
Why canโt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheโll let it go! ๐โ๏ธ
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Joseph Kawawa
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Sep 4, 2022
๐ Iโm definitely stealing this one!
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John Lissu
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Sep 1, 2022
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. ๐ง๐ค
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Patrick Akech
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Aug 31, 2022
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! ๐๐ด
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Jaffar
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Aug 9, 2022
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! ๐ธ๐น
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Thomas Mwakalindile
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Aug 6, 2022
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. ๐๐จโ๐ผ
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George Wanjala
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Aug 1, 2022
Dear sleep, Iโm sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! ๐ด๐
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David Ochieng
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Jul 19, 2022
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? โ๏ธ๐งต
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Mwanais
Guest
Jul 19, 2022
This is the kind of joke you donโt forget! ๐
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Halima
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Jul 18, 2022
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐
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Mzee
Guest
Jul 12, 2022
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. ๐ผ๐ด
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Khatib
Guest
Jul 6, 2022
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. ๐๐
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Omar
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Jul 6, 2022
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. ๐
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Betty Akinyi
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Jul 5, 2022
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. ๐ป๐๏ธ
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Jul 2, 2022
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! ๐๐
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Jun 26, 2022
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canโt laugh at yourself, call meโIโll laugh at you. ๐คฃ๐
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Jun 24, 2022
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! โฐ
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Hassan
Guest
Jun 20, 2022
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what Iโm doing. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ด
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Ruth Mtangi
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Jun 14, 2022
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! โฐ๐
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Jun 12, 2022
I wasnโt born to 'just get things done'โI was born to confuse people with my nonsense. ๐คฏ๐คช
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Jun 8, 2022
Iโve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Jun 7, 2022
I donโt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. โ๐
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Patrick Kidata
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Jun 1, 2022
This just made my coffee break so much better! โ๐
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Rashid
Guest
Jun 1, 2022
Why donโt skeletons play music in church? Because they donโt have organs! โช๐ถ
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Mwanaidha
Guest
May 17, 2022
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. โณ๐โโ๏ธ
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Halima
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May 13, 2022
I put my phone in airplane mode, but itโs not flying! โ๏ธ๐ฑ
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Mwafirika
Guest
Apr 9, 2022
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know Iโm not dead. ๐๏ธ๐
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Kijakazi
Guest
Apr 7, 2022
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. ๐๐ด
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James Kimani
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Apr 6, 2022
I canโt adult today. Please donโt make me adult. ๐๐ฌ
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Yusuf
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Apr 4, 2022
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ๐๐ฆถ
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Leila
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Apr 3, 2022
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. ๐ท๐
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Selemani
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Mar 29, 2022
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. ๐ผ๐ธ
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Yusra
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Mar 27, 2022
I donโt need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. โ๐
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Betty Kimaro
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Mar 11, 2022
Why was the math book always confused? It couldnโt figure anything out! ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
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Raha
Guest
Mar 1, 2022
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. ๐๐ง
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Mwafirika
Guest
Feb 27, 2022
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! ๐๐ฏ
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Feb 20, 2022
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ๐๐ท
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Robert Okello
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Feb 7, 2022
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iโm not so sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
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Nyota
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Feb 6, 2022
I canโt cook, but I can follow directionsโso if I fail, itโs the recipeโs fault. ๐ณ๐คทโโ๏ธ
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Anna Sumari
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Feb 4, 2022
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! ๐คฃ
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Nancy Akumu
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Jan 31, 2022
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! ๐ฅ๐ฐ๐
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Mary Njeri
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Jan 27, 2022
๐คฃ Didnโt see it coming!
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Halima
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Jan 21, 2022
๐ You totally won the internet today!
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Alice Mrema
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Jan 16, 2022
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. ๐ก๐
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Martin Otieno
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Jan 13, 2022
I have a degree in sarcasm. ๐๐
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Victor Mwalimu
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Jan 11, 2022
Iโm not lazy, Iโm on energy-saving mode. ๐ค๐
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Amina
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Jan 8, 2022
Why donโt basketball players ever go on vacation? Theyโre afraid of traveling! ๐โ๏ธ
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David Kawawa
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Jan 4, 2022
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! ๐โธ๏ธ
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Rehema
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Dec 29, 2021
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. ๐๐
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Victor Kimario
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Dec 28, 2021
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! ๐ฅท๐
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Stephen Mushi
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Dec 12, 2021
Why donโt scientists trust stairs? Theyโre always leading you up to something! ๐งช๐ช
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George Wanjala
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Nov 28, 2021
Iโm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. โณ๐
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Josephine
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Nov 24, 2021
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! ๐๐๏ธ
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Kijakazi
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Nov 18, 2021
Why donโt koalas make great detectives? Theyโre terrible at following koal-ifications! ๐จ๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ