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Kazija
Guest
Dec 28, 2022
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
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Azima
Guest
Dec 24, 2022
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Dec 18, 2022
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Dec 9, 2022
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Nov 29, 2022
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
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Bahati
Guest
Nov 22, 2022
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
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Rahma
Guest
Nov 14, 2022
😄 What a joke!
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Nov 3, 2022
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Oct 31, 2022
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
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Maimuna
Guest
Oct 5, 2022
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Sep 13, 2022
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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Khalifa
Guest
Sep 9, 2022
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
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Majid
Guest
Sep 9, 2022
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Sep 2, 2022
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Sep 1, 2022
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
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Abdillah
Guest
Aug 29, 2022
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Aug 17, 2022
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Aug 14, 2022
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Aug 13, 2022
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Aug 2, 2022
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
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Sofia
Guest
Jul 19, 2022
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Jul 13, 2022
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Jun 13, 2022
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Jun 9, 2022
🤣 Sending this now!
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Jun 8, 2022
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Jun 5, 2022
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
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Mary Kendi
Guest
May 30, 2022
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
May 23, 2022
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
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Mchuma
Guest
May 20, 2022
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
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Rabia
Guest
Apr 26, 2022
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
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James Mduma
Guest
Apr 8, 2022
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
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John Kamande
Guest
Apr 4, 2022
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Apr 1, 2022
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Mar 14, 2022
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
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Rukia
Guest
Mar 7, 2022
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
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Safiya
Guest
Feb 28, 2022
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Feb 25, 2022
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
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Shani
Guest
Feb 22, 2022
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Feb 19, 2022
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
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James Kawawa
Guest
Feb 1, 2022
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
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John Kamande
Guest
Jan 29, 2022
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
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John Mushi
Guest
Jan 26, 2022
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
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Ahmed
Guest
Jan 24, 2022
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
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Shani
Guest
Jan 18, 2022
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Jan 15, 2022
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
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Ann Awino
Guest
Jan 12, 2022
😆 That punchline was epic!
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Jan 12, 2022
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
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Ann Awino
Guest
Jan 6, 2022
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Jan 5, 2022
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
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Zulekha
Guest
Jan 1, 2022
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Dec 26, 2021
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Dec 20, 2021
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Dec 8, 2021
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
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Mwachumu
Guest
Dec 8, 2021
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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James Kimani
Guest
Dec 5, 2021
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
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Mashaka
Guest
Nov 20, 2021
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Nov 15, 2021
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Nov 2, 2021
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Oct 31, 2021
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Oct 26, 2021
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
