The Chatty Carnation! ๐ฌ๐ธ It just can't stop petal-ing! ๐ผ๐
Explanation: The Chatty Carnation represents a funny and playful answer to the question. By personifying the flower and giving it a talkative nature, we create an amusing image of a flower that can't help but babble away. The use of the emoji adds to the lightheartedness and cheerfulness of the response.
Daudi (Guest) on October 10, 2022
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. ๐ผ๐คฃ
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on October 6, 2022
I hate when Iโm singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. ๐ค๐คทโโ๏ธ
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on October 4, 2022
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! ๐คฃ
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on October 3, 2022
Iโm definitely sharing this with my friends! ๐
Peter Otieno (Guest) on September 25, 2022
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
Nancy Komba (Guest) on September 23, 2022
I put my phone in airplane mode, but itโs not flying! โ๏ธ๐ฑ
Safiya (Guest) on September 20, 2022
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know Iโm not dead. ๐๏ธ๐
Irene Akoth (Guest) on August 23, 2022
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! ๐ชฐ๐ถโโ๏ธ
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on August 15, 2022
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! ๐ตโ๏ธ
Baraka (Guest) on August 11, 2022
๐ This is too funny!
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on August 10, 2022
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. ๐ฉ๐
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on August 2, 2022
๐ Nailed it!
Habiba (Guest) on July 23, 2022
If at first, you donโt succeed, then skydiving definitely isnโt for you. ๐ชโ
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on July 22, 2022
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! ๐โ๏ธ
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on July 5, 2022
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
Robert Okello (Guest) on July 5, 2022
๐ What a joke!
Paul Kamau (Guest) on June 29, 2022
Sarcasm is the bodyโs natural defense against stupidity. ๐๐ก๏ธ
Chris Okello (Guest) on June 29, 2022
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! ๐๐
Kheri (Guest) on May 29, 2022
Iโm not late. Iโm just early for tomorrow. โฐ๐
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on May 22, 2022
You canโt make everyone happy. Youโre not pizza. ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
Issack (Guest) on May 19, 2022
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, Iโll go on ahead! ๐ฉ๐โโ๏ธ
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on May 8, 2022
Why donโt koalas count as bears? They donโt have the koalifications! ๐จ๐
Khalifa (Guest) on May 7, 2022
I donโt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. โ๐
Tambwe (Guest) on May 4, 2022
๐ Still cracking up!
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on May 3, 2022
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! ๐จโ๐พ๐
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on May 1, 2022
Iโve got to save this one, too funny! ๐
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on May 1, 2022
Why are spiders great at websites? Because theyโre always catching bugs! ๐ท๏ธ๐ป
Chris Okello (Guest) on April 30, 2022
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! ๐ณ๐ฆท
Omari (Guest) on April 29, 2022
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! ๐ท๐ฅ
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on April 20, 2022
Whatโs a cowโs favorite place to go? The moo-vies! ๐๐ฅ
Masika (Guest) on April 15, 2022
Why donโt eggs tell jokes? Theyโd crack each other up! ๐ฅ๐คฃ
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on April 10, 2022
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ๐๏ธ๐ถ๏ธ
Ibrahim (Guest) on April 7, 2022
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. ๐ ๐ โโ๏ธ
Mary Njeri (Guest) on April 6, 2022
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. ๐๐คฃ
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on April 6, 2022
I didnโt see that punchline comingโhilarious! ๐คฃ
Faiza (Guest) on April 2, 2022
I like long walksโespecially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
Mwakisu (Guest) on March 25, 2022
Donโt give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! ๐ด๐ค
Sharifa (Guest) on March 23, 2022
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. ๐๐งน
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on March 19, 2022
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. ๐ชโ
Mwanaidha (Guest) on March 18, 2022
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! ๐ถ๐ต
Mwanais (Guest) on March 12, 2022
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! ๐งน๐
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on March 8, 2022
Why donโt skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! ๐ฆด๐
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on March 6, 2022
Iโm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. ๐งฉ๐คฏ
Zubeida (Guest) on March 3, 2022
Iโm on the gin and tonic diet. So far, Iโve lost two days. ๐ธ๐
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on March 3, 2022
๐ I needed that!
Maneno (Guest) on February 23, 2022
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐ช
Omari (Guest) on February 20, 2022
๐ Mood instantly lifted!
Zainab (Guest) on February 20, 2022
Whatโs the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! ๐ช๐
Faiza (Guest) on February 13, 2022
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? ๐บ๐
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on February 1, 2022
Iโm not bossy, Iโm the boss. Big difference. ๐๐ฉโ๐ผ
Faiza (Guest) on January 31, 2022
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. ๐ท๐
George Wanjala (Guest) on January 26, 2022
I canโt cook, but I can follow directionsโso if I fail, itโs the recipeโs fault. ๐ณ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Samuel Were (Guest) on January 26, 2022
You know youโre lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. ๐๏ธ๐
Amani (Guest) on January 26, 2022
Thereโs no 'we' in fries. ๐๐คจ
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on January 26, 2022
Iโm not arguing, Iโm just explaining why Iโm right. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Rabia (Guest) on January 23, 2022
Haha, this joke is a keeper! ๐
Francis Njeru (Guest) on January 21, 2022
Why donโt you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because theyโre so good at it! ๐๐ณ
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on January 21, 2022
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iโm not too sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Athumani (Guest) on January 16, 2022
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! ๐ฑโฐ๏ธ
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on January 15, 2022
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? ๐๏ธ๐ง