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Daniel Obura
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Aug 9, 2022
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
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Neema
Guest
Jul 14, 2022
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Jul 11, 2022
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
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Husna
Guest
Jul 2, 2022
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Jul 1, 2022
😄 What a joke!
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Robert Okello
Guest
Jun 29, 2022
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Jun 9, 2022
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
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Mwafirika
Guest
Jun 6, 2022
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
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Jane Muthui
Guest
May 22, 2022
😅 I’m still cracking up!
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Chiku
Guest
May 16, 2022
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
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Asha
Guest
May 13, 2022
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
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Zuhura
Guest
May 13, 2022
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Apr 27, 2022
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
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Abdullah
Guest
Apr 24, 2022
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
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Ann Awino
Guest
Apr 19, 2022
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
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Husna
Guest
Apr 16, 2022
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
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Binti
Guest
Apr 16, 2022
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Apr 10, 2022
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Apr 7, 2022
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Apr 7, 2022
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Mar 27, 2022
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
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James Kimani
Guest
Mar 23, 2022
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
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John Malisa
Guest
Mar 22, 2022
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
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David Ochieng
Guest
Mar 19, 2022
😆 Still cracking up!
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Robert Okello
Guest
Mar 16, 2022
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
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Khalifa
Guest
Mar 1, 2022
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Feb 26, 2022
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Feb 9, 2022
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
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Kassim
Guest
Feb 4, 2022
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Feb 4, 2022
🤣 This joke is too good!
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Feb 4, 2022
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Feb 2, 2022
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
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Kazija
Guest
Jan 31, 2022
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
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Maida
Guest
Jan 25, 2022
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Jan 23, 2022
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Jan 16, 2022
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
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Makame
Guest
Dec 30, 2021
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
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Mwakisu
Guest
Dec 28, 2021
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
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Amina
Guest
Dec 25, 2021
😆 That punchline!
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Nuru
Guest
Dec 17, 2021
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Dec 12, 2021
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
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Biashara
Guest
Nov 4, 2021
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
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Salima
Guest
Nov 2, 2021
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
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George Tenga
Guest
Oct 29, 2021
😅 I’m still laughing!
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Oct 24, 2021
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Oct 22, 2021
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Oct 19, 2021
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Oct 9, 2021
😂 This is too funny!
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Mwanais
Guest
Oct 9, 2021
😆 That punchline was epic!
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Khalifa
Guest
Oct 7, 2021
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Sep 27, 2021
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
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Mashaka
Guest
Sep 20, 2021
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
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David Kawawa
Guest
Sep 16, 2021
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Sep 13, 2021
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
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Latifa
Guest
Sep 11, 2021
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Sep 2, 2021
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
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Omari
Guest
Sep 2, 2021
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Aug 31, 2021
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
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Salum
Guest
Aug 22, 2021
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
