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Abubakari
Guest
Aug 20, 2022
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
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Abubakari
Guest
Aug 17, 2022
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
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Mwajabu
Guest
Aug 1, 2022
😄 Perfect joke!
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Jul 30, 2022
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Jul 25, 2022
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
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Samuel Were
Guest
Jul 24, 2022
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
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Robert Okello
Guest
Jul 22, 2022
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
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Kassim
Guest
Jul 13, 2022
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Jun 30, 2022
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Jun 21, 2022
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Jun 20, 2022
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
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Zawadi
Guest
Jun 16, 2022
😆 This one really got me!
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Amina
Guest
Jun 15, 2022
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Jun 10, 2022
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Jun 7, 2022
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Jun 3, 2022
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Jun 1, 2022
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
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Omari
Guest
May 29, 2022
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
May 10, 2022
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
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Shukuru
Guest
Apr 21, 2022
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
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Mwinyi
Guest
Apr 19, 2022
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Apr 10, 2022
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
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Samuel Were
Guest
Mar 31, 2022
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
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Mwafirika
Guest
Mar 25, 2022
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Mar 20, 2022
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
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Shukuru
Guest
Mar 18, 2022
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Mar 14, 2022
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
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Sofia
Guest
Mar 2, 2022
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Feb 26, 2022
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
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Maida
Guest
Feb 17, 2022
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
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Jabir
Guest
Feb 11, 2022
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Feb 9, 2022
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
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Amani
Guest
Feb 4, 2022
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
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John Mushi
Guest
Jan 30, 2022
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
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Mwanais
Guest
Jan 16, 2022
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Jan 10, 2022
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Jan 8, 2022
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Jan 1, 2022
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Dec 28, 2021
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Dec 25, 2021
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Dec 12, 2021
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Dec 11, 2021
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Dec 9, 2021
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Dec 9, 2021
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Dec 7, 2021
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Nov 26, 2021
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Nov 17, 2021
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Nov 10, 2021
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
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Grace Minja
Guest
Nov 7, 2021
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Oct 21, 2021
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Oct 14, 2021
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Oct 13, 2021
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
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Ahmed
Guest
Oct 3, 2021
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Oct 2, 2021
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
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Yusuf
Guest
Sep 23, 2021
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Sep 21, 2021
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
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Kahina
Guest
Sep 20, 2021
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Sep 16, 2021
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
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John Mwangi
Guest
Sep 16, 2021
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
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Mwafirika
Guest
Sep 12, 2021
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
