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Hellen Nduta
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Sep 20, 2024
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
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Shani
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Sep 18, 2024
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
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Mwagonda
Guest
Sep 11, 2024
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
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Joseph Kiwanga
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Sep 5, 2024
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Aug 30, 2024
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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David Ochieng
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Aug 27, 2024
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Aug 27, 2024
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
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Kheri
Guest
Aug 20, 2024
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
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Amina
Guest
Aug 11, 2024
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
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Mwakisu
Guest
Aug 2, 2024
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Jul 30, 2024
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
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James Malima
Guest
Jul 30, 2024
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
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Mwinyi
Guest
Jul 29, 2024
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Jul 23, 2024
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Jul 20, 2024
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Jul 5, 2024
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
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Majid
Guest
Jul 1, 2024
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Jun 28, 2024
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
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Athumani
Guest
Jun 26, 2024
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Jun 22, 2024
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Jun 17, 2024
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Jun 13, 2024
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Jun 6, 2024
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
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Maneno
Guest
Jun 5, 2024
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
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Zulekha
Guest
Jun 5, 2024
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
May 25, 2024
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
May 22, 2024
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
May 17, 2024
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
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Paul Kamau
Guest
May 11, 2024
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Apr 24, 2024
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
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Issack
Guest
Apr 14, 2024
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Apr 13, 2024
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Apr 12, 2024
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Apr 12, 2024
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Apr 4, 2024
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Apr 1, 2024
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Mar 30, 2024
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
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Baraka
Guest
Mar 27, 2024
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
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Omar
Guest
Mar 26, 2024
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Mar 26, 2024
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
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Robert Okello
Guest
Mar 25, 2024
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Mar 17, 2024
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Mar 9, 2024
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Mar 5, 2024
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
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Jabir
Guest
Feb 12, 2024
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Feb 9, 2024
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
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Khadija
Guest
Feb 6, 2024
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
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Masika
Guest
Jan 28, 2024
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Jan 21, 2024
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
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George Mallya
Guest
Jan 21, 2024
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Jan 15, 2024
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
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Nahida
Guest
Jan 11, 2024
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
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Mohamed
Guest
Jan 8, 2024
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
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Abubakari
Guest
Jan 7, 2024
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
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Jamal
Guest
Dec 25, 2023
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Dec 22, 2023
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
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David Ochieng
Guest
Dec 18, 2023
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
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Bakari
Guest
Dec 16, 2023
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Dec 8, 2023
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
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Khamis
Guest
Dec 4, 2023
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
